Financial Assistance Available for Single Mom/College Female.... - m4w - 33 (capitola)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-30, 12:16AM PST


You help me and I'll help you. We can make this a regular arrangement. Nothing weird or kinky...just good ol' fashion, safe fun. Let's discuss. Very serious local female only. Hoping to meet one special friend soon. Send me your pic (PG rated is fine) or stats, a little about yourself.




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Financial Assistance=FAFSA.

You=Looking for a long-term prostitute.

Fin.

asian & cute but a little onely? - 35 (palo alto)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-30, 11:44AM PST


Hey its ok everyone get a little lonely sometimes. I'm looking to make a nice connection with a cute Asian girl. I feel like being mellow, maybe cuddle and watch a movie. Would love the company of a cute girl today. In return you get me, a tall and built guy with a muscular body and I'm told sexy good looks.
I'm 6'1 187 lbs muscular body, and non delusional good looks.


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Also, he has good looks and wants you to be cute and Asian.

I'm not gonna write you a love song - 27 (walnut creek)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-29, 1:24AM PST


Okay, so apparently I really do not know what guys are looking for. I don't get it. I'm a total bitch and guys want to marry me. I'm the nice, outgoing, friendly, cute girl, and guys want to "call it a night" Seriously. I do not get it. I have no idea why I'm posting this on CL but I just want to know. I don't mean to be a total bitch, or full of myself but I feel like I'm the kind of girl most guys would kill to be with. I have a good head on my shoulders, I make my own money, I'll be an awesome mother someday, and pretty much I feel like I'm a really good person with a great heart. Please. Someone explain. KTHX!




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You write "KTHX!" and you are 27 years old. The only appropriate response to this post is "R U a QT?"

Men are staying away because you write like you're still at Samuel Pepys Junior High, Sugar.

"Top 50 Qualities of the love of my life" Where are you? - 29 (emeryville)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-27, 4:10PM PST


Animal Lover
Anti-War
Appreciates sarcasm and irony
Aquarius???
Avid reader
Born in the 70's
Chance taker
Cries tears of joy
Doesn't wear heavy perfume
Dresses occasion appropriate (from chic to slack)
Drinks Guinness
Eats oysters
Enjoys gardening
Entertains the thought of buying a sailboat and sailing around the world
Exudes macha
Feminist, but one who will still let me open proverbial doors for her and get down on one knee when the time is right
Gives and receives oral sex with equal gusto ;o)
Good communicator
Good cook & healthy eater
Has a complimentary taste in music
Has a dazzling smile
Has a great relationship with her family (especially parents)
Has Buddhist leanings
Has had her heart broken at least once
Honest & doesn't hold back
Hopeless romantic like me (romantic to a fault)
Hugs me at least 7 times a day
Intelligent enough to challenge me intellectually
Kind and nurturing
Knows what her unique gift is in this life
Knows why Dec 21st, 2012 is a significant day
Life follows her passion
Musician of some sort
Nature and outdoors lover (read: Camping!)
Non-smoker
Not materialistic
Not raised Catholic
Omnivore
Physically fit
Snowboarder
Socially conscious world citizen
Somewhere between 5'4" and 5'9"
Spontaneous
Tries new things when opportunity presents itself
Values entheogenic experience
Wants children
Wants to travel the world
Well read in history, politics, and sociology
Will dance with me
Would ride a rubber boat through the Grand Canyon with me at the oars




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God these lists are hard to read--not just because they're hard to read, but because Mr. "Not materialistic" here (who lives in the corporate chain paradise of Emeryville, CA) presumably has even more qualities that the imaginary love of his life has to have. Right? It's Top 50, not only 50.

And really, who defines one of their top 50 qualities as a height range?  Or a negative background for that matter (i.e., "not raised Catholic")?!? Really, the 32nd best thing about myself is that I'm between 5'4" and 5'9" and thank God my parents were Anton LaVay-ites in the Church of Satan--I qualify!

Fun Girl Looking For Equally Fun Guy - 20

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-19, 11:49PM CST


Hi my name is Ilsa. I know, not a very common name. My parents hail from Lithuania and wanted to give me a traditional name. I am pretty short 4'10 actually. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy watching shows like I Love New York and The O'Reilly Factor. As you can tell I have really ecclectic tastes lol!!! I am currently in school at Argosy University studying Astrophysics. I'm such a nerd lol! I want a guy who will make out, vaccuum, ride the el, and be open to the idea of butt sex. I also want a guy who reads, plays badminton, and go shopping. Physically a guy that is a little hairy, horny, and loves blowjobs. I'm very sexual and wants someone who is the same. If you think I'm urban. Write back!




Location: Chicago
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want to find the mother to my future kids! - 43 (Chelsea)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:12AM EST


I am a great catch if you are only interested in a sincere guy with a heart of gold! Come on now spilling out my heart should make me unique and make you willing to want to get to know me! I am so ready to say adios to jdate etc.. but where is the love of my life, You are out there somewhere but where? In january of 2007 I did the clearwater halfathon in florida and walked 13 miles, In under 5 hours. I am doing the 13 mile walk again in january 2008 in all likely hood it will take me approx 5 hours again, I need to pace myself! Care to join me and my buddy who will finish in 2 hours or so! I could be the love of your life. My name is Leonard and I am divorced with no kids and live on the upper west side of Manhattan. I have brown hair/eyes, and wear glasses. I would like to find a new best friend to share all that life has to offer (the good and the rough times as well). Eventually, I would like to remarry, start a family and get a house in surburbia (in NYC area complete with the white picket fence). I am a caring fun person to be around once we get past the weirdness of meeting like this. I'm 43 years young. Obviously I'm a jewish male who is looking to meet his lifetime soulmate. As we grow old together the passion/romance/love making/being together gets much more intense and satisfying because we are totally into each other emotionally and physically etc., because we truly are each other soulmates or as Phoebe on friends said about Ross and Rachel we are each other's lobster.




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Only YOU can save me from. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JDATE!!!

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-20, 1:20AM EST


It seems like a natural place to cyberseek out a Jewish girl if you're a Jewish guy. But I checked out the profiles and they seem, well...kinda. . .

(((God, how I hate to say this about my own people.)))

. . .but the profiles seem, well, kinda. . .boring. Likes: ski trips, walks in the park, Adam Sandler movies, sunny days. Dislikes: heavy traffic, waiting in line, meanness, carbs. Really can't we do better than that?

Bland as day-old matzoh balls. And I'm sure the men are no better.

Now I know you're thinking, is this guy such a catch that he can slag a whole class of no-doubt well-meaning if ennui-engendering folks?

Well, I'm a tall (six one), slim (185 lbs), in-shape, very young looking late-forties Manhattan resident; a creative marketing specialist whose heart and soul lies with the avant-garde and the politically progressive. I live for art and literature and love and life, try to see the world in different fresh ways evey day.

And at this point in my life, I'm seeking my partner, my soulmate, my basherte. She's thirty to fotry-eight years of age, open, active with sense of self and humor intact who fully realizes that while life is always an adventure, it's a lot more fulfilling when it's shared.

You'll find no fear of commitment here. Far from it. In fact, I'm committed to my parner. . .oh waht the hell, let's call her a wife, being Jewish as I am as well. Her level of observace is not really an issue (although Orthodox would find me to unorthodox).

I will say this for JDate. The one thing it's got going for it is that all the profiles are accompanied by photos. That's only fair as attraction's the spark that lights the Eternal Flame. So please, when you answer, make sure to include a clear photograph of your shayna punim.

And please let me hear from you. Together, we can save each other from a dating fate worse than death--another round of checking out JDate profiles.




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FUEL Wallingford HOTTIE

You: tie-dyed onesie, red-brown hair, sparkly green eyes. Best butt-design I've ever seen on top of a latte. I think you said your name is Deb? I'd like to hit the cages with you, buy you a beer, maybe more...

When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Where: Fuel Coffee in Wallingford

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Male looking for SWF. Are you hook on life? Need a playmate? - 28

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-20, 1:24AM EST


Hey there, I would like to describe myself the best way I can. I’m mostly going of what I’m told by others but when I dig deep I'm going to let you even know my soul here. Listen up, this will be who you are contacting.

First I would like to say I'm all man. I’m very easy going and calm. I practice Russian Martial Art and would enjoy using it in real life. In defense of myself and others of course. (LOL *smile*) Check it out …it’s russianmartialart.com

I’m Latin after a fashion. I’m Venezuelan, Indian, Irish, Black-American, Spanish. I love rock and hip hop. I’m 6’1 200lbs Fit

I like to work. As for work, I build businesses. I provide partners with the motivation and creative force in in cooperative projects.
I love to work which is why people really put me on their team.

I’m fond of my boys and wildin out with them. I like to travel and party. I treat life like a game. I play. I play to win. Life is to be spent, not saved. PLAY! I plan to be a multi-millionaire by 2012. Keep in touch so we can party.

I believe in being kind but, will kick ass where I need too. Lol, I love to kick ass. I love being a man and enjoy improving myself as a man. I love the art of kissing, love, and sex. I’m looking for a long term canvas to draw on. Get my drift. Write me.

I believe in treating others like I want to be treated. With that said…I feel I’m a catch. I’m told I have elegance, charm and good taste, and naturally kind, very gentle, and a lover of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.

I have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. I do not like arguments and will often look for a peace treaty or agree to disagree. My character is on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered.

I’m sensitive to the needs of others and have the gift of understanding the emotional needs of my companions. I’m a LIBRA--- "They always make you feel better for having been with them." I loathe cruelty, viciousness and vulgarity and detest conflict between people. I’m into compromise with everyone around me.

My mind is artistic rather than intellectual. I’m both left and right brained. In my personal relationships I show understanding of the other person's point of view, trying to resolve any differences.

I’m extremely ambitious and have to partners in money making businesses. God I’m so greedy. Hehe.

I’m just a regular cool ass dude. I would love to meet someone that like to have fun and talk.

Please be between 21 – 27




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PostingID: 514898770

Beasttly Bearded Barista Boy (B.B.B.B)

Fuck you, shaggy barista boy at Espresso Vivace Café! All I want to do is go in there and get my fucking coffee, but you have to make it all awkward and obvious every night that you don’t want to make my drink, so you pathetically leave to take a ‘quick break’ in the back until I am done with my order. What the fuck did I do to you, man? I leave my tips, say thank you, and even conversed in useless chit chat when I had that fever of 102.
Seriously, give me my fucking Americano and fuck off, you mean twisted hairy twit.
p.s: your still pretty.

When: Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Where: Vivace Café

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, December 14, 2007

borrowed words - w4m (bayview)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 7:43PM PST


looking for a companion to take in all that portland, the northwest, and as much of the world as we can. i like hiking, yoga, biking, like lots of people out there and i would also like to see some plays, dance performances, maybe even an opera this season. i am spiritual not religious, liberal both socially and politically. love dogs and all animals, live lightly on the earth. favorite things are the ocean, good books, great conversations, cooking for friends, cuddling in front of the fire, travel. i am self-employed, 58, hwp, have advanced degree, intelligent, and looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. you be liberal, intelligent, not have too much baggage, hwp, be willing to get to know me, share some of the same things i do, be available, be stable, like yourself and your life. send me a note and a pic and i will do the same.




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Santa needs Vacation to...... - m4w - 45

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 1:53PM PST


Who got a place to rest for Santa? Nice 45 year old Santa here.....looking for Females age 30 to 60 to sit on my Lap and tell me Storys about nasty and nice.
And yes I am the real Santa, any secret wish? Happy Holiday



Location: Las Vegas
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Pretty and passable asian;have better pics - 25 (berkeley)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 1:02PM PST


Hi, i've been told that i'm pretty and passable asian tranvestite. I'm seeking 18 to late 20s muscular with abs white male, hung, meek and nice;clean cut, such as, not a lot of freckles; rich and like to spoil me. Or like " Anna Nicole Smith ltr" to anyone wealthy. However, i can settle for less, so can you let me know. Could you send your current photo and phone number. The pic makes my skin look not fine, but it's .



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Need crazy young chubby chic who wants children soon - 39

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-14, 10:45AM PST


i am looking for a young woman who would like to start a family soon. ending the second year of my concession business and ready to take off the third. i want to start to settle down now. 5'11" 175 blue eyes brown short hair, clean cut , 420 ok, drink only socially, would like easy going woman to reply. thanks.




Location: se
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Emphasis on right! mw4w, mw4mw & - mw4m

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-14, 10:16PM PST


Creating the perfect 3 way sensual exchange with myself, my wife and the right guy...



Emphasis on right!



We are pretty deep in perception intelligence and genius consciousness potential so you can't fake us out or pretend to be or pull a fast one...



We are also generous of spirit by nature so we attract like quality.



She has never had any kind of experience sexualy besides the 4 men she has had, one at a time in relationships...so she is kind of like a virgin.



I have had very few bi experiences the last 8 years ago. SO ity's not a rush mush gush situation at all,,,



It is a take time and find the right guy thing.



The right guy is willing to wait and make it happen in the right moment.



That moment will be like no other. It will be hot ansd sexy and beautifull and sweet on all levels...and definately a life experience like no other worth waiting for...



Are you the right guy?



Let's find out.



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is there a handsome man of color( no whites)who want more then a lay - t4m (downtown / civic / van ness)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-15, 6:31PM PST


Hi i,m starting to think that CL is nothing more then a Sex site. there is no romance. i want to be held, tight in a mans arm, watch a movie together. having breakfast in the morning , its not always about sex.
Hi i,m a beautiful transwoman of color, i have a great head on my shoulders, college educated, world traveled . all that is missing is someone sincere , honest, someone who dont smoke/drug/drink. i hate clubs, for the same reason , it seems as CL, its a meat market. i,m tall leggy and very passible. no silicon pumped in my body. soft/sweet/ and sensual. now i love my man of color, especial asian men. along with latin(no mexicans),Hawaiians ETC. and my yellow and red bones.
from the age of 21-40, good hygiene,fit and toned. std free as well as drug/smoke.
are you out there.
please respond with a face pic.



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MOVING TO HAWAII THIS MONTH..PLEASE FIND ME.. - 31

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 9:00AM HST


Hello..
I just want to be so honest with you..Lay my cards right on the table.I really want a good life filled with kindness and laughter..I'm moving to Hawaii this month and I really want to find myself a really cute/stoner/roommate/girlfriend..I just want to smoke weed and watch movies all day..have really great sex and take a long naps dreaming with you beside me.. ..then we can order Chinese..watch movies...for the rest of our lives!!!!....I hate working so hard..maybe we both could have part time jobs..put our money together..and have more time to lay around getting stoned and slacking off..I LOVE to garden..I love to grocery shop.I would LOVE to have a puppy named Marley..I'm cute too!!..5'10'.170,bright blue eyes,brown hair.swimmers build...I'm single..no children..free asa bird..I hope you are too..I really hope you find me..If this kind of life sounds good to you.. Please email me back..and lets begin this beautiful life...together!!..



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sugar daddy looking for nerdy girls only

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-16, 4:59PM EST


I’m seeking a fun, cute, nerdy girl, 18 to mid 20’s. I’m a handsome, successful (as in wealthy), Caucasian male, late 30’s looking to spoil the right girl. If you would like to have financial support without the responsibilities of a committed relationship, then we'd be a match. Write with a picture, let's talk.




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PostingID: 511286961

So here i go again on my own... c'mon.. sing it with me.

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 10:20PM EST


You fokkers, whats happenin?
Yep. It's me again. It's Saturday, i'm not going out, im kinda bored and figured I would stop in and say "how the hell are you" If there's any females out there that I would be interested in, I encourage you to send me some pics and say hello.. Not looking for a relationship, fling, hump buddy or anything else that would make me feel obligated to call you the next day.. Just more or less of a casual friendship.. Someone on the same intellectual playing field as I, yet still appealing to my eye. That more or less means, someone fit, as i am. No frumpies. Yet, on the flipside, I dont want a physically appealing retard either... been with enough of those... Personality wise, I definitely would not get along with someone politically to the left. I would rather hang with someone who is flat out non political than a liberal left wing parasite... Not asking for much, im a fairly easy going person and easy to get along with.. I have a very commanding, strong personality... Some find it intimidating... if thats you, we would not get along because i prefer strong minded, independent women who have a side of slight personality aggression as well.. I find intrigue in someone who challenges me intellectually, and personality wise... good times.. Thats what im looking for... who knows.. maybe this girl doesnt exist.. Ive seen all these traits in separate women, but not all rolled into one...I guess we'll see.. Responses without pics will be deleted. If youre going to include your myspace in the body of the email, please indicate in the subject line so i dont delete it... Emails from men will also be discarded and not read..

all the rest of you.. have a fanfuckingtastic weekend.. yah hear?






Location: Winter Park-ish
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MAKE Your Dreams Come True

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-07, 9:26PM HST


Here’s a few things about me. I love to go out and do fun and interesting things. I love to go out and do fun and interesting things. I am an excellent cook and love to have romantic candlelight dinners with some soft music (Sinatra, Sade) and sip a little wine. I used to write comedy for the professional circuit, so I love to laugh and to make people laugh. I am high energy and have a really positive outlook on life and the world. I work in the High-Tech industry and make a very solid 6 figure income. I don’t have any kids or ex-stalkers, so that keeps the drama to a bare minimum. I am a musician and I play the guitar and blues harmonica.

I am a bit of an adventurer, and have traveled all over the world playing with nature’s gifts. Scuba diving in Hawaii, snowboarding in Tahoe and Colorado, big-wave surfing in Indonesia and Central America, etc. I also love riding my Harley on a sunny day! The list goes on. If it’s fun and not too crazy or dangerous, I’ll do it. My philosophy is that life is short and meant to be lived..now! Dreams don’t just accidentally happen, you have to MAKE your dreams come true!

My ideal lady is fun, sweet and cool. If she has a thirst for adventure and has a positive outlook on life, then our personalities will match and the good times will roll! Let’s turn this winter upside down and get the action going!
M





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i sit really that hard - 21

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 9:12AM CST


honestly is it really that damn hard to find a decent fruggin woman it drives me nuts i cant stand it ive found every crazy woman in austin and im tired of it i just want a decent woman that will care and be there jeez i guess i ask for 2 much
well i want to really want to know something more about me hit me up please dont be crazy though
ill send you a pic if you want




BLAH



Location: work
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Lonesome up North - 59

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 1:51PM CST


Ya I know I am a little heavy, I maybe drink a little too much and want to pickup anything that remotely looks Female, but underneith it all, I am just a misplaced kid. I have large feet and you know what that means! I would make an excellent rebound candidate too. Looking for someone with benefits and a large 401K. I like getting my friend in trouble too....even though he does not deserve it. Can you fill the bill? Give me a jingle. Would it bother you to do a guy with a large................




Location: Deerwood
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i want to get you pregnant!!! - m4w - 27 (fremont / union city / newark)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-02, 11:43PM PST


Ok here is the deal, i have a huge fetish/fantasy with having unprotected sex with the change of pregnancy. It is actually an impregnation fetish. It is not somthing that is easy to discuss openly so im here in hopes of finding some risk takers! Im 27, 5'10" about 190 lbs. I an D/D clean and always have been. You MUST also be disease free for obvious reasons. I dont care about your age, race or relationship status. I will cum in anyone willing to take the risk, it really is a rush. Pic for Pic if your interested, are you ready to try somthing new?........


sperm, seed, semen, bare back, cream pie, impregnate, impregnation, raw, sex, baby, child, knocked up, bun in the oven, breeding, risk



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seeking similar minded woman - 22

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 11:31AM PST


Hello- I am a very open minded woman looking to breast feed (dry nursing for now) a woman. Ever heard of an ANR? This transcends sexual- it is focused on the bonding. Do you feel you're missing a certain undescribable bond? Maybe you've always thought about this but are too shy to confront it. I was the same way a year ago. I am not pregnant but am inducing so in about 3 months will have milk. Whether you're single or attached doesn't matter to me as long as any drama in your life doesn't filter into our relationship. Because of my personal relationship I'd ask that you please be able to host. Just to be clear, I am not pregnant.

keywords: ANR, ABF, lactation, lactating, nursing

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Location: 925 area code
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THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO POST FOR ASIAN WIFE - m4w

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 5:15PM PST


YES IM LOOKING FOR ASIAN WOMAN. BETWEEN 35 TO 45 WITH A GOOD FIGURE! I LIKE TO DRESS HER WELL . IM NOT A BAD LOOKING MAN AND I NEED A MATCH. A PHOTO WOULD BE A GOOD START.AND I WILL REPLY WITH ONE !!!!



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no rent! - m4w

Reply to:{redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 10:53PM PST


Tired of the high cost of living?
Want to get out of the rat race?

My Answer: Try what's called a relationship!!

I am an older guy and would like to meet a lady who might like to end up in a LTR. No rush... we can shack up for awhile until she is ready to commit :-)

What I am looking for;

Mid 30's or younger
White or Asian
Non-smoker
Nice smile
Slender build
Nice legs
Smaller breasts OK
Sense of humor



Location: Texas
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I want a chubby man that's a mess - 22

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 5:31PM PST


I’m not perfect so why lie and be fake I have some weight to lose and looking for someone to do it with. My ideal partner to lose weight with is tall, chubby, looking to get buff and toned. As for me I’m looking to become borderline anorexic. If we work out and get along and like each other maybe we could date or see where it goes. The main thing I’m looking for is a cool guy to a workout with that I can have fun with and do other things with. Remember I want to become borderline anorexic and I want you to become buff. I think it would be fun if you were just a complete mess and you would let me make you over into my perfect guy that would be great if we got along you could be like my doll. I’m not looking for someone to go to the gym with just to work out with at the park or the beach because the gym gets kind of boring. I like to workout doing crunches, walking, hiking, exploring, walking on the Bay Trail I like to do stuff not just repetitive motions.











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PostingID: 500082598

only two weeks til my intervention

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 12:59PM PST


yep, i'm going to destroy my life with alcohol, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun in the interim. waking halfway through the afternoon with a little bit of light coming in the windows making the time of day seem ambivalent, the rousing sound of a tall can being popped open to start the day, leisurely sex as i miss work for the 3rd day straight, peeling me off the floor of what used to be your favorite dive before i got us 86'd, explaining why all your shoes smell like vomit to your friends, my drunken proclamations of love, your declining self respect, the replacements singing "unsatisfied"

it'll be our song.



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It is normal to not want to buy a cow, but gentlemen, milk isn't free. - 30 (Upper West Side)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 4:29PM EST


All my dating experience seems to have been a cocophony of, "we'll see, we can talk about it, oh next time," and many various others. I am done with that.

On the one hand, I absolutely want to know what a man expects out of the relationship. I want to know so I can make sure I provide what he wants. The man that provides everything I want, will get everything he wants. That is my fresh new approach toward men. If you have a problem with a lady who is direct and decisive, I suggest you stop reading.

I want a man that is wealthy. I said it. Sugar daddy? Call it as you like. I don't want strings. I don't want to spend every free moment together. I want to have the "Pretty Woman" experience. Take me shopping and spend obscene amounts of money, bordering on pornographic... Then have a night of pleasure you will never forget. Just as many men are aroused by porn or girl on girl, I am aroused by shopping.

I am intelligent, funny, educated, quick witted, sweet, and very friendly. I love light hearted fun and sophisticated entertainment. I am the date to the Christmas party that all your collegues will envy. I have that mysterious charm that men love but can't describe. Why can't I find the guy that will pacify my material requests? I love to dress classy and feminine chic with one sexy or suggestive piece. A perfect dress with sexy stockings and high heels, or knee high leather boots. Maybe a long skirt or trousers with a sexy top that shows just a glimpse of cleavage or shows my lovely collarbone. Maybe the neck is high and modest but when I turn around the back plunges near my bum. here is a time and place for everything. Everything, however, needs a high end couture handbag and shoes to complete it.

SO, email me if you are interested in a 10 day city vacation with me. After you leave work you will be transported to a world with me that you won't want to leave. How about it? Are you a mature and sophisticated gentleman with great wealth and a desire for fun? Do you want to spend some time just having crazy amounts of fun and enjoyment with a terrific woman that knows what she wants?

Email me back with a piture and details about what you like and activities you enjoy. Tell me what you want and desire from a partner. Emails without pics won't be answered. Show me yours and I'll show you mine! I want to take a second to let readers know, please spare me the acrimony and self righteousness. There is a reason you read my post MIKE FLEGEL of Blue Chip Realty... did calling me a whore make your day? I hope so. What are you doing trolling the CL ads?



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Seeking stable female companion that has some manners - 28 (millbrae)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 4:42PM PST


Im looking for someone (age does not matter) to enjoy life with over the holidays and eventually something longterm. No players please- you ladies know who you are. I would like someone would has the common courtesy to reply to you via email or telephone etc...I would do the same.

A little about me. I am college educated and am pacific islander. I am 5'11 ft tall, 200lbs, brown eyes and black hair. I love movies and going out, but also welcome staying home during those chilly nights (which happen to be common lately) and just cuddle with someone. Must be fun and outgoing and maintain a positive outlook on life. Dont be negative and just talk about others that walk about- cause I dont really care if that girl bought her chest or not. Get my drift? We all have baggage and drama.....just gotta find the one that is least messed up from it. All emails will be replied to as a courtesy. Thank you. If you send a pic I will send in return.

BL



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LTRchallenge -- -- -- A Romance Hot & True, with one exception... - m4w - 40

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 5:45PM PST


Sweetie, you gotta be married already, like me.



You're out there thinking, "Is this as good as it's gonna get?" But at our age we don't see ourselve leaving the comfort of an otherwise decent marriage. Just need a little something to get us of the hump every now and then. Yours truly: a good listener, non-judgmental, highly educated, and highly paid. Looking to spend just a little time and attention with a woman of class and talent, someone with an espresso heart leading a cream and sugar life.



My dimensions and looks are worth the wait, sugah. But there's no need turning this into a meat market, at least not until I've heard what ideas lurk inside that suburban mom mind of yours. Impress me with your oh-so-unrestrained commentary.



Your confidence matters more to me than your age, weight, height, ethnicity, etc. At least for now, snowflake. Please be a woman who likes to write and has a heart of gold (OK, a cheating heart of gold, an alloy of gold if you will). Your reward: a man of talent, caring, friendly respect, and tempestuous imagination.



You're busy. I'm busy. We need to be on the same Needs/Availability graph. But if we are, I assure you attention, open ears, and other amenities (please send inquiries).

If you're interested, here's the first small hurdle: Answer either or both.

1. tell me your thoughts of loving more than one man in your life. Possible? Headed for destruction? Kissing OK, but not love?

2. explain to me why Dear Abby seems to be such a beacon of Blind Opposition to biological imperatives?




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white married male looking female for friendship and coffee - 45

Reply to: pers-493120463@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-29, 9:12AM CST


Hello, I am a white male, relatively new to the murfreesboro area.. less than a year, and yes i am technically married, although seperated. being upfront about this.
i miss companionship and conversation of an intelligent female. I enjoy good coffee, and conversation, and would really like to meet a white female who would like to meet a few times a week for this, and become freinds.. since i am (seperated) i wont do a pic here, but hey you can see me in person. if you would like to talk, please write...however, please please know this.......i really do not repeat..Do Not want a penpal to write back and forth. i wnat to be able to talk on the telephone,and meet in person. Being upfront again...so if you are not willing to do these things, then dont reply. However if you are ..then by all means write!!
Im healthy and in good condition and i prefer a lady who takes care of herself...so please be fairly proportioned... mayeb you also enjoy walking ..we can do that




Location: murfreesboro
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Handsome Haole Man Won Lottery & Now Wants LTR - 40

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 7:51PM HST


Aloha-
To all of you single,divorced, widowed (I hope not but..), ladies (23-42) in poor or dead relationships, I recently became single & then my unbelievable luck & good fortunes changed in Las Vegas. On a recent trip to the mainland, I stoped in Las Vegas for a few days & went from high roller want-a-be to a MEGA BUCK Winner. I won several million dollars in a Las Vegas Casino & my upper middle class lifestyles is elevating to you know....upper,upper...

With that said, I have tried the best singles bars & best night clubs around Oahu & realize some of the best ladies are not there & are hiding in there favorite Karoke Bar waiting for MR.RIGHT to drop out of the sky. Well, besides, two careers, business ownership on Oahu & my new found increased 7 digit wealth-I am an attractive, healthy, fit & stable haole male. No vices,low to no drama, lots of quality hobbies, a nice East Oahu home but... no, the right lady has not been found for love,romance,travel,etc...

If you are Asian, haole(brunnettes only), & or hapa-Asian mix, please shot me an E-mail with your bio & interests. If you have passion in life to find a successful attractive MR.RIGHT,& are 23-42, that comes with little to no baggage or drama please do apply back. Kids are fine as long as you don't have a starting basketball teams worth.

I am particular fond of Asian ladies or Hapa ladies that have a Hawaii Career or steady job or hobby. I am no charity but know I am a TOP 5 QUALITY CATCH ON OAHU!
Non Smokers & Light Drining Social Butterfiles preferred! Debutants, intellectuals, female iron jocks, athletes with looks & brains do apply. Of course ex models, beauty queens, nurses, flight attendants, are a must!

Please apply with your pic & a lttile bit about yourself. You will get my current pics & a list of 10 question that may in title you to your LOTTERY prize. Hawaii is a common law state-right?

Don't we all want a great partner in life to travel,romance, all the other things that go with?

Do you Snow Ski-the Winter is here?

MR.RIGHT in East Oahu

P.S.-I am in several other top DATING SERICES but figure to give CL a try!

Transended Meditator seeking Open Hearted Woman - 26

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-23, 6:27PM EST


Greetings Ladies tonight might be the night you find that special someone you been looking for.

I am not the average guy at all as far as capacity for senstitivity and sweetheartedness goes. Most men just want to shag and will fake love just for that. I am not like that. In fact I am celebate and and waiting only for mariage.

I am a fringe when it comes to societys close minded narrow views of how things work. I freqently ask questions out of the box when it comes to life.

For example: Working for money to pay bills and advance a carier that takes you into further disconnection to your ideals and desires ( like a loving family ) basically means your waisting your life to keep up with the social norm of what measures sucsess. ( Mabey this isnt the deepest introspection here ) but I am not about to spend my life endevoring to go to school to get the best college degree so I can work at the best job so I can afford the nicests family on the block of my middle american home. Gold Diggers need not apply this man carrys no cash!

Now I am not broke either I just prefer to use money for what its ment for enhancing the quality of my life not endevoring my life for a status symbol.

So you wont see me drive a farrarri or a mitsubishi eclipse but I do have a warm heart and apair of loving lips.

I like Video Games, Role Playing Games, Art, Drawing, Painting, Sketching, Writing, Poetry, Listening to music and seeing movies.

I am vegetarian but that dosent mean you have to be just respect my diet taste when you invite me to eat somewhere.

I am very religious but I keep my views to myself unless somone honestly inquires.

I like to hang out by the park and play volleyball or go swimming the most!



Location: Gainesville,FL
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Woman from holding cell (Sat. night) - m4w

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 1:45PM EST


You were in the holding tank...you called your cousin. Said you didn't want your parents to find out about the arrest. You were wearing gloves with the fingers cut off. I was eating a chicken sandwich from Wendy's. You - blonde hair. Me - long hair. Our eyes met. Then you made bail.
Love to hear from you.



Location: central booking
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If you're lonely as I am, maybe you should read - 25 (concord / pleasant hill / martinez)

Reply to:  {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 2:37PM PST


My name is Paolo, I'm 25 years old, I'm average height, average build, (weight appropriate for height) Adonis looking....I'm an art model. I'm a wishful thinker and a hopeless romantic. I think with my heart and I'm really bad at pretending to be something I'm not. I believe that nothing else matters, especially money, as long as you are with the one you love. I'm defiantly am not a sports person, never really saw much sense in it, it just takes too much time and energy and I want to use it in more productive things.

Now...not to sound conceited or anything, but as from what I'm told by many, is that I look like the type of guy that all those popular girls in high school would be all over (which of course is a good thing), but for some anonymous reason, the attention I'm getting from the opposite gender, is short, shallow, vague, not enthusiastic, and generally not worth my time.

I need someone who'd be interested in being in the bed, holding hands and kissing. to end up playing with each other's tongues, to be with, say like on those really hot days when we're sweating so much that our clothes are literally sticking to our skin, go to one of each other's places, strip down and take a shower together and passionately kiss each other under the running water. Or...during this time of season, it starts raining, and then end up passionately kissing each other in the middle of the raging hard rain and feel the warmth and wetness of her mouth and then awhile later go to one of each other's places and our clothes are all soaking wet, that they are literally sticking to our skin, so we strip down and into the shower and start kissing some more under the running warm water. I want to lay on the grass side by side holding hands under a partly cloudy evening sky, at midnight, and cuddle while gazing at the full moon, and then ending up coming over to one of our places, and put her arms on the back of my neck and take her by the back of her knees and carry her to the bedroom, and sit on the bed with her legs wrapped around my waist, and start to passionately kiss each other, by starting with my fingertips on her face, and then my palms on her cheeks and then gradually working through her hair, as I feel the wetness and the warmth of her mouth as we passionately rub each other's tongues together while we kiss.

I want to move the hair away from your eyes and then kiss you, I want to hold your hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. I will get pissed off at someone if they called you ugly or was mean to you. I want to call you 3 times a day if I went away. I'll let you gossip to me and would just smile and agree with everything you said, I want to throw stuffed animals at you when you acted ridiculous and then kiss you a million times! I want to take you to the park and put my hands around your waist and give you bear hugs and kisses all the frigging time! I want to tell all my friends about you and smile when I did it! I want to make out with you in the pouring rain. I'll be never afraid to say, "I love you", in front of my friends or ANYBODY. If we ended up arguing about ridiculous things we'd then make up. I want to kiss you at midnight on New Year's Eve and count stars with you, I want to stay home with you on Friday evenings, help out with dinner and watch foreign moves together under the same blanket.

Bottom line is, I need a woman who's interested in a long term relationship. Someone who's looking to have a one-on-one relationship, who's sincere, romantic, affectionate and who's open to the possibility of a "real" relationship. A woman that knows how to pick up the phone and call just to say "Hi". A woman who doesn't hide or turn off her cell phone when she's with me. A woman who doesn't have a problem introducing me to her friends and family. Bottom line....A woman who's sincere, honest and faithful. A woman I can love and one who will love in return. and no mystery, no "play-hard-to-get" PLEASE!! I don't mean to sound so needy, pushy or inquisitive or anything, but girls who play hard to get, is a MAJOR turn off for me, playing mind games on guessing whether or not she's interested, is very annoying, and the moment I sense a girl who's doing that, I automatically presume it's a rejection, and withdraw my interest, and look for someone else. You don't show interest, I loose interest, even though you're just "PLAYING". That's why, I truly believe that communication is VERY important!

I'm a little leather welcomed together with a small waist and a baby face. As gold is tried by the fire for its purity so is love Try it and you will no longer be cold or lonely. Seek comfort, warmth, and shelter In my arms Don't be afraid I promise not to bite... smile! Everyone deserves a chance at happiness and love So give me one because that's all I need... I'm in search of a love that would be strong and long lasting as life itself, burning in us like an eternal flame discovering passionate hidden corners in our hearts and minds, waiting to be unlocked and explored. To find a place where there is only one, because I am you and you are me, together as a whole soul, entwined together in total bliss, as I dream upon a night that you will finally belong to me... A night for us to discover each other's fantasies and desires. I want you to look in me and see a constellation of bright beautiful stars. I want to be that place that you could come to and lose yourself in forever. That special place; exciting, captivating, and mystifying. Touching you from the inside out. And with this love we will evolve into something far beyond this world.

Come into my world, allow me to teach your inner soul, quenching all your fascinations. Enter my garden... Let me fulfill your deepest dreams, leaving the mark of a voyage you never dreamed to embark.



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Navy SEALs only- w4m - 32

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-19, 1:37PM HST


I have assessed and recognized other branches of the military and not one has elicited my interest. It is well known the attitude and commitment that one has attained from training, it would be most pleasurable to be face to face with such devoted and destructive intent. Is there any out there? I would love to meet you. Please, if you are not a Navy SEAL do not reply.


I am a woman on a mission with high demands and the intent to accomplish, please email photo with uniform on.



Location: Honolulu
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lonely with a bare social life and need new friends - m4mw - 29

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 4:22PM PST


DISCLAIMER:
I want to preface this post by stating categories of people I wish to NOT become friends with: (1) those who like to get drunk; (2) those who like to go to bars or dance clubs just to get wasted; (3) Christian fundamentalists; and (4) those with depression or other mental illnesses.

I'm a young, college-educated professional who works full time and lives in Marin. I'm single and the friends I used to have in college have decided to move on and not stay close. To be honest, I eat meals alone every single night and have come to hate being alone. People around my age who I work with are in relationships and always ask me what I'm doing, especially on the weekends. Acting (and feeling) embarrassed, I shrug my shoulders and say that I have no plans which is the honest truth. I hate being alone. I'm a classical musician and rehearse chamber music weekly but with no one remotely around my age; and I just don't know how to make new friends. It's especially harder as I get older and find that everyone around my age (except me) is married or in a relationship --or-- the friends I had in college no longer want me in their life. If you're a girl, I would prefer that you are single so that there is a chance we could become more than friends.

If you're interested, I hope to hear back from you.



Location: marin
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I'm lonely and want something A LOT tonight - m4w - 29

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-26, 6:01PM PST


I'm really feeling both alone and lonely and have felt this actually for quite awhile. I'm overweight yet cute, and my lack of luck, both in finding relationships and sex, have led me to actually have low self esteem. I wish I could find another girl who is really lonely with low self esteem who would be interested in finding a nice guy to grab onto tonight and have some fun. It's no fun being single, alone, and sexually empty. I don't want a serious commitment--just someone who feels the way I do to have sex with. I'm 5'7", 230 lbs., have a shaved head, hazel eyes, a nicely-trimmed goatee, am moderately hairy, and possess excellent personal hygiene. Hopefully you're in Marin.






Location: marin
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PostingID: 490484491

mainland guy looking to catch a break... - 29

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-19, 7:03AM HST


Aloha! Yes, I currently live in Michigan - but I visited the islands in February, and let me tell you - I fell in LOVE with Hawaii - the lifestyle, the weather, the laid-back atmosphere...
But anyway - like I said, I work and live here in Michigan. Have been here all of my life. I don't know what it's been lately, but I have just felt burnt out on how things are over here. I am a hard-worker, and I expect success and happiness to come with that. I have the drive to really make something of myself, and I want to see that I reach my goals while I'm still somewhat young. I have experienced everything that I think I can in Michigan, and now I'm finally at that point in my life where I feel comfortable with looking to better myself and to see what else is out there in the world.
Let me tell you a little more about myself. Like I said, I'm 29, and I'm somewhat of a work-aholic. Not because I want to over-do things, but just because I want to push myself. I think that comes from my mom's side of the family - she's the same way, but I don't see it as a bad thing. I work currently at a local utility company. I also bartend at a golf course as a part-time job a few nights a week. I graduated from the University of Michigan, with a Bachelor's degree in 2005. Why I don't use it, I'm not sure. I guess I just got comfortable at my job and of course, when you start getting those paychecks, it makes it hard to leave. I'm also on our local fire department - so like I said, I stay busy.
I've also had my fair share of relationships (the wrong ones, anyway). I guess I just haven't found the right person yet. I really think that having someone to compliment you, and someone who you really click with is another part of completing yourself and part of that overall puzzle in life.
So of course I'm trying to find that one person who just knocks me off my feet and to where I have no doubt that she's the one. I'm tired of making the wrong choices, or for settling.
So I guess what I'm saying is that I'm trying to finally take those steps to see myself meeting those goals in my life. I'm not looking for sympathy - maybe just looking to catch a break or a bit of luck. I've been searching for jobs, and housing and what-not out there, but it's not the easiest thing to do from way over here in Michigan. I have my friends out in Makakilo which are trying to help me to an extent, but I guess I'm looking for something sooner and more helpful than what they can provide. I'm ready to see what life has to offer me - and I hope to find that true happiness in a career, and a woman that will make me live my life to the fullest and help me meet those goals that I have set, and who is hopefully looking for the same thing - to expect the most that life has to offer. Hope you have a good day, and mahalo!



Location: michigan
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Is My King Out There?? - 44 (hercules, pinole, san pablo, el sob)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-26, 1:05PM PST



I'm a God Fearing Queen in search of her King! I'm caring, compassionate, honest, sincere, trustworthy, spontaneous, open-minded, non-judgemental and outgoing. My King must be God Fearing and knows how to treat a True Queen. Must have a good head on his shoulders, plans & goals for the future. I'm not into game playing and have no time for DRAMA in my life... My King must have no problem spoiling his Queen whatsoever... I'm not going to drag this on if there is any " True Kings" out there and feel we have something in common please contact me friendship is where it all begins... Don't judge me before you get to know me... Until then all be safe and blessed...










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Jewish gals are sexy... - 25

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 1:11PM EST

This is me. I am not shown actual size. I spend a lot of time on this . I am seeking a long term relationship with a nice, down-to-earth . I would like a date with a sweet , preferably one who's nurturing, caring and will tuck me in and kiss me goodnight, every night . I would prefer if she were not as tuff as a bull and had never been here . If she lets me take her out, she can wear something pretty like this or this . If she does not think of me as the man of her dreams, I will cry and need this . If she falls in love with me, I'll will for joy.

Location: Cambridge

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PostingID: 484698726

silly. loving. lady - 20

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-26, 3:23PM PST


I want a man
I want a man who walks with peace in his steps
And confidence in his eyes, his heart.
I want a man with passion
A conviction to better the world
Not a desire to change or conquer it.
I want a man who selflessly creates beauty in all forms.
He lives knowing today may not be tomorrows yesterday.
He knows how to simply be in the presence of where he is.
Music sooths his heart but does not control his mind.
I want a man who speaks his true intentions
Through his hands and through his mouth.
I want a man who has nothing to prove
And everything to give.
Not only to those he holds dear to his heart,
But to strangers passing by.
A man who respects life in all forms.
His mind and soul are strong, and his presence is peaceful.

I prefer someone between the ages of 21-30, has ambition (education/job). I’m a loving, pretty, silly, strong hearted, lady of 20 years. Though the above lines might be a bit serious, I am also a person who wants to enjoy my time with someone who doesn’t mind being a goof. I love to laugh…and dance. If friendship is where this post takes me, then that is wonderful. I’m not looking to hook up physically, everything else is up for question. There is always more…



Location: bay area
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PostingID: 490316519

Boys, Just wanna have fun - 28

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 12:32AM CST


My name is Eddie and I am here to say, I like having fun in a major way. Red, White, Yellow, Orange, Purple, Lime and Blue. To get you on a date, I gotta trick you. I have to take pictures in a certain way, to make it look like I am not ugly in a major way. I even say an income I could never achieve, because I always know, at least one will believe.

Wait a second, Wait a second. I am not like that at all. I am honest Eddie. 'Coz I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero that you're dreaming of
Gonna live forever knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love.

Anyways I have posted on here before, met a few nice people, and a few weirdos as well. But I guess you can meet weirdos just about anywhere so I am not afraid. I'm just not gonna life my life being afraid. I decided long ago, never to walk in anyones shadow. If I fail, if I succeed, at least I lived and I believed.

I would like to meet more cool, fun, interesting people, I think meeting people is fun. I am also pretty good at sorting out the crazy ladies, so crazy ladies beware, I will sort you out.

One of my main gripes is when someone wants to know my entire life story before they will even want to talk on the phone or meet for coffee. I am sorry, I have just never fallen in Love over email, and I don't plan on it. I also haven't heard of anybody getting killed by their phone or at a restaurant. Maybe I am just a "Doubting Thomas", but my name isn't Thomas, it's Eddie. I am young, I'm
pretty, I hit hard, I am in the best shape of my life. You don't want to get in the ring with me. Or maybe you do. I do have dimples.

20 questions
Married-no
Kids-good movie~none yet
Smoker-yes
Drinker-no
Dancing-no
Pool-yes
Swimming-yes
Gay-no
Bi-Bicycle
Workout-elliptical winter, run summer
Doritos-Nacho Cheese
Dairy Queen-M&M Blizzard
Liquid-Coffee~Black
Solid-My biceps
Gas-The diluted smell of a skunk, I kind of like it
Plasma-whats that
Music-Chieftains to Outkast to Conway Twitty
TV-History Channel, 60 minutes
Radio-Am 1130, Am 1500, KQRS morning show
Movies-Rounders, Blow, High Fidelity
Guilty Pleasure-Better Cheddars
Dogs or Cats-My dog

Anyways, thats a little about me, if you like it let me know. Send a picture or
your myspace, facebook address. Once we are reasonably comfortable that we are both not psycho. Maybe we can chat on the phone, or meet for coffee. Here are some pictures I took of myself tonight out in my garage(5 points if you dig suspenders) I think they are dang comfortable.

Sincerely, Eddie










Location: twin cities
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PostingID: 484312488

serogate father - 33

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-22, 9:02PM EST


its so nice to read something sweet there are some ucky people on here i actualy need some good advice.i have been dating a leagaly sepparated man. yes i know that was/is my first mistake.he lied in the beginning.i was drinking and pill popping at the time so my judgment was poor. anyway he is other than the double life the sweetest man ive ever loved besides my own father.my parents are real religios not of this day and age people.they have been together fof 35+ years. my parents never went to bars.they dont drink or do drugs.my mom has olways known were my father is. no cheating as far as i know.imalmost positive.my mom is veary oppinionated and mean most of the time so while she has a good man my parents have spent most of their lives miserable.they are veary financualy stable and my father would never leave my mom beleive me she pushes people to their limits.i think its important to know a little about how i was raised to understand me.im a single mother of a 12 yr old .i dont have much but we have what we need and i have a good relationship with my girl.my mom and i dont get along .we dont argue.we just deal with eachother i guess.i actualy think alot of my short cummings in life is because of my...with my mom.i would go to a therapist but i really dont have the funds for that as i know i could go for years and years literaly.i am nice to a falt.i make excuses and understand so much that its killing me i think.i married at 19 years old to a man who lied cheeted alot did drugs and still has not changed.he had been to rehab by the age 17.and did not finish high school for it.needless to say that was 6 yrs of alot of sadness.then i fell for another drug addict.he ended up being ua from the military and i did not even know it this is when i started learning about drugs.he had so many personalities.you name it i went thru it with him.that was a1 yr relationship.hes been in and out of jail since then and i actualy moved to afar off part of tidewater to get away from him.oh!by the way they both dumped me.then i lost my mind.my car was breaking down-transmission propblems and i decided to work at a local strip bar.i wanted to know why my x wanted to be there instead of with me.i am a pretty girl. im nice.im giving.i take care of my buisness.i am faithful and want my mam to know that when i have one.my daughter is sweet as she can be .so its not like i have alot of baggage or creat drama.so then i dated a man from that bar.the bartender said he would never cheat.that was a turn on for me as i can deal with alot but i cant seem to deal with cheating. well he ended up being a drug addict too.im like wow i have a real problem .why have i now been with 3 drug addicts?this one was mean half the time too.he messed with everything but crack and needles are the scarry part.he got violent and we parted ways.now for the one im dealing with now he said he was sepparated from his wife.freinds backed his story up men and wemem.apparently she left to go to tx and left her 2 young boys behind.he was left to take care of them alone and with long work hrs and little money.im thinking shes the nut case he said she was because no woman leaves their kids.then 4 and 5.he did not have much help so i watched them and thats how we got started.he has lived with me for 1 and a half years and we got along pretty well except he did some double life stuff for awhile. thier leagal sepparation has been over one year and 3 weeks ago i blew up and kicked him out when i could not get him to want a divorce.hes been with me 5-7 days aweek for as long as weve known eachother.im done with the bar scene ive learned or figured out what i needed.anyways its thanx giving and i spent last night with him.i probobly should not have.i thoght giving him time to think about loosing me would get him to realize some things.hes admitted to having some sort of mental breakdown but my question is this I DROPPED HIM OFF AT A FREINDS HOUSE .THATS WERE HES BEEN STAYING SINCE OUR LITTLE TISS.9AM HIS CAR IS BROKE DOWN BUT HE HAS A PHONE BUT HAS NOT CALLED ME ALL DAY .I REALIZE HES SEEING FAMILY THAT HE DOES NOT SEE TOO MUCH BUT I FEEL IM JUST REPEATING HURT AFTER HURT WITH THIS GUY SHOULDNT HE HAVE CALLED ME BY NOW IF HE SO CALLED LOVED ME?hes so confusingi love the time i spend with him but im seriosly about at the end of my rope with him.i told him we would never live together again unless he filed thse divorce papers.im like how much time does a man need?im not calling him because ive given the whole relationship and ive made my case .im not pushing for marriage just for him to close one chapter .i need to know im not investing in a man who cant move on.im thinking today is loud and clear hu no call since 9am im so disapointed whats new.that alot.



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Would you like to experience a sexual Enema? (Ladies Please) - m4w

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-09, 11:34PM EST


Have you ever been curious about the red bag? Would you like to learn more about the sexual pleasure you can get from an enema? I am quite serious in writing this. I am an experienced, tall, attractive and educated enema fan? I am white, late 30s, professional and mannered as well as quite naughty. Safe and sane only. Please tell me about yourself as well. Thanks for looking at my ad.



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When I lived alone, is there a ghost in my house. - 21 (berkeley)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-11, 4:32PM PST


I'm looking for many things. I'm 21 and completely alone. Sad song. I think ideally I'd be looking for a hook up. I know this is ridiculous behavior but I'm not sure I can hold out while I find the love of my life, especially since I just got out of a relationship. I'm open to other things though and we'll always ride it out and see where something goes.. I'm 6'0" and 150lbs. Lets talk.



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nice guy Looking for a perfect match with a TG/TS - m4t

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-11, 2:03AM EST


Yes I'd love to meet a sexy, stable ,loving TG/TS for a meaningful relatioship. A girl NOT IN SEX INDUSTRY who wants a man to treat her right, who is looking for a perfect match , someone to have fun with and share part of her life

I am in my 30', 6' 200lb, fit and live a healthy live style.

I am a profesional , hard working guy, that enjoy life in a sane way .

I don't smoke -- and I am drug free.

If this sounds like you please tell me something about you, please not one line or asking to send a face pic , i think we are smart enough to appreciate the soul and a human being from a meaninful conversation and not from a face pic that can easily be faked .

I would appreciate every response

thank you



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Businessman new in town seeks sweet lovers - m4ww - 48 (East Village)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-09, 8:11AM EST


Nice gentleman 5"10' #192 good looking, romantic, passionate, warm and loving, strong, hard and large, generous, humorous, bright and playful, straight and clean, new in NYC seeking great ladies for sweet and lovely fun together, race, religion and age open...long or short term...



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Yoga,NLP,Sound Harmonics,Einstein on the Beach,Orgone,TomWaits,Mensa

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Date: 2007-11-10, 11:05AM HST


It can be rather difficult to describe any person in a paragraph, or 100's of paragraph's....but basically I....live in the moment...live for the moment. I don't care much about the past, and I don't worry much about the future. I just do....DO IT...DO IT..DO IT...
In addition I enjoy helping people... being kind to people...as well as giving to people..
And in the end, the end resultant will establish and allow one to freely accomplish (whatever, and wherever, for that matter),a person's activities, in the near upcoming future..

That's all well and good but about bloody self preservation? Is there any allowance for a degree or measure of self preservation???


But let's switch gear's into philosophy land...
I have been lately toying with alternative worldview paradigms to explain "reality" or existence. For example one theory argues that our "existence" is like a thought within a thought within a thought... one of the many thoughts of god (however you define god)...On a semi related note...
I have been recently cogitating on the implications of "natural selection" evolution...a major one being that we are basically tools for the purposes of procreation.... which is a major force of evolution...Like you virtually have NO control over the path your life will take...because its already decided or dictated by evolution...more specifically the path of least resistance to procreation is the direction your life will take....this path of least resistant procreation defines society and culture in a sense, but I assumed this has evolved in a non simple way with many capricious twists and turns...

now to finish this theory...all this procreating creates an existential vacuum, and this can be alleviated by love, in particular unconditional love, regardless of whether you believe that love is metaphysical ...but even so I still have a profound feeling that everything (and i mean everything) is actually meaningless, nothing really matters...and in my opinion this is what it means to reach "enlightenment."
I know I know...You don't want to schmooze about this here shpiel of what is the purpose of our existence???...
You've done it a thousand times before...
You begin to jokingly utter:"DO I smell sulphur???"

Moving right along....Seek..seeking...sought..soughteth....

I am seeking a partner..a business partner..a soulmate..Someone who is dedicated to exercise and healthy living. I want to discover eden, the time portals, and the higher realms of conciousness, here on earth.. I want to contribute to society and stop being simply a human consumer, acquiring items for my existence. Yes I do think outside the box, but can relate to people who can't, as well..I mean really...I have owned Land Rover 109", BMW 740iL, and Porsche 911.
(Hey, in case you're wondering this here isn't any form of mental masturbation or a script idea..,Though I must admit I am working on a film script...)

That's all well and good, and no I'm not some new age hippie with lofty ideas or visions, and I realize all of this has already been stated in this matrix by people or persons of class and sophistication...However, I am adding an additional element(s) of holistic health, wiccan (the power is within us), shamanism, subconcious, EST, TA, TM, Pyramid Power, ECK, Bhuddism, Tantra, Taoism, Tantric Yoga, Mantra, Chanting, Sound Harmonics, Auric Power, Yoga, Meditation, Primal Scream, Existential Reality, and of course the Female Principle.

What did Warhol really accomplish, besides The Factory? His art elevated the physical (Ruchniess) into the spiritual (gashmius) which is one of the goals in life of attaining...

Designing Sustainable Communities...Now of course investors and architects cannot grasp the idea that designing small scale projects is more efficient, with every aspect of the structure, while their large bloated structures on steriods are the antithesis of that, not to mention that no one can ever enjoy the completed project due to upkeep and maintenance..That's agreed upon..And I will go even further that green design still lacks aesthetics, and proportion, and is having a difficult time of making an impact on the minds of masses. But why, you might wonder, is this all of this so? The simple explanation is that the peasant's have been conditioned to think in such terms, and nothing else...even the architect's and investor's...However had they really understood the issue at hand, there is tremendous profits in small level design...I would go so far as to say that there is even more profits and rewards with such an outlook..

Discovering time portals for the Mayan Calender's prediction of the Polar Shift...

Delivering efficient means of Cold Fusion as a means of delivering energy to communities. Admittedly too far advanced for this society...Let's settle with nuclear enegery...Hey comeon..if French are using it, it's assuredly ok for everyone else in the world...Sheesh!

Discovering the social experiment's, past, present, and future; agent provocateur's; subliminal messages; the continual bombardment of issuance's to continue the human struggle and suffering provided for by this here matrix; establishing the source and more importantly destroying man and religiously created illusions; carbon religions; and finally all that encompasses disinformation.

That's all well and good but now what???...

Nothing, Nothing, Nothing, (it's a Beckett Play)...as the Chemical Brothers put it..It Doesn't Matter!!!It Doesn't really matter!

And so what am I advocating? (Blimey, I feel as though I am having a conversation with myself.)..

What ever you do, always maintain a level of class and complete self preservation...

Wow, you may utter and bellow!!! Such selfishness and quite demanding requirements and expectations...

No, on contrar...I will have to beg on differing with thee, completely...these are just some things I observed at West Point, working for the government, and existing in this here matrix...

Amidst all my accomplishments, it is but a mere tad of what I truly want to accomplish and discover...(including really seeing with my own thine eyes who built the Egyptian pyramids)..

It took me a quarter of a century to get this far, alone, I might add; now I am seeking to complete the remainder portion of my entity, with my other half, (oh horrid and cliche sounding, I must admit)..

"The earth is a conductor of acoustical resonance"...What a beautiful concept. But then again if one realizes how propthetic those words really are, your jaw would drop..quite similiar to viewing Godfrey's Koyaanisqatsi, for example..Now I can't educate you on the meaning and sheer depths of that statement, because I would have to recruit the likes of let's say Columbo, to do so, and that is something I simply cannot do at this current segment of my existence...and nor am I really interested in doing so, for that would require an entire education, starting with Adam....(which is exactly one of my bloody points, initial points that is, of seeking someone intelligent & spiritual...excluding of course those which many American men seem so fascinated by, with respect to curvy built, BBW and large buxom's, which I still have failed to discover the root of...take for instance me, and my tall slim swimmer's athletic build...now I ask thee, how can a 6'2" model type (without the superficiality of course), be with an obese woman captured and catapulted from the film "Female Trouble"? So what if I have Jarmusch's height, Robert Mitchum's build, and Woody Allen's wit? What does that make me, Sfin-Golly (apologize for my spelling)? No, I must admit it may appear quite pretentious of me to sound off in such a manner, and if you knew the root of it (which in this case isn't a psychological disorder or inadequacy of some kind), you wouldn't make such an assumption...
Moving right along...No, all I believe is that due to my active background in sports, it would be nice to find someone of similiar and comparitive disposition..And with respect to the intelligence aspect...well a progressive compability is vital and critical..wouldn't you agree? Kind of like the thought of having children...now me, I don't want children, and the reasons don't matter at this point, but the idea of progressive reality as opposed to regressing primitiveness, is something which I take seriously...
Yes I do realize Arthur Schopenhauer stresses the utter importance and imperativeness of procreation for relationship's to work, just on a simple level..However I beg to differ...

Aww, there's one more thing, as Columbo would put it!

This culture lies on the likes of kitsch..as well as Judeo Christian ideals...Take for instance the show "Six Feet Under" and it's incessant need of demonstrating the penalities of living outside a "holy" life...Yes we still are stuck in the Victorian era and it's taboo's...and trite from Emily Post Etiquette Lessons...You can keep them all... This die now, pay later idealogy, is quite awful and insulting to one's intelligence...

few interests of mine...
Arthur Janov:"Primal Scream", Joseph Murphy: "Power of the Subconcious", Philip Roth, Updike, Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Gilliam, "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Beckett, Kafka, Pinter, Woody Allen, "My Dinner with Andre", Camille Paglia, "Monty Python", Kubrick,Carol Reeds, Orsen Wells, "The Trial", Tati, "City of Lost Children", "The 400 Blows", "8 1/2", Philip Glass, "Koyaanisqatsi", Mensa, Kurt Cobain, Camus, Huxley, Frank Lloyd Wright, Columbo, Lennon, Existentialism, Imagining the Tenth Dimension, Sitchin, Nikola Tesla, nanotechnology, Schnabel,Otto Weininger, Jarmusch, Foucault, "The Technological Society", "Nexus" magazine, "BlackBook" magazine,"Dwell","Wallpaper","Case","Metropolis","Interview",Holistic Health, Auric Healing,yoga,TM, David Icke, Sound Harmonics, and Neo Rauch...

So in essence...nothing kookie or quackery...

Is there anybody out there!

Anyone who exudes a Breathe of the Freshest of Airs?

Old Souls?

Didi?

Gogo?

Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured "Someday soon"

or better yet...

Midnight, with the stars and you;
Midnight, and a rendezvous.
Your eyes held a message tender,
Saying, "I surrender all my love to you."

Midnight brought us sweet romance,
I know all my whole life through
I'll be remembering you,
Whatever else I do,
Midnight with the stars and you.

And so it goes, as Vonnegut would so eloquently put it....

p.s.s. If you find yourself wondering why this ad is in Craigslist of all bloody places, well, that would be the very sophisticated dartboard method to which I have resorted...still better than the horrid and ghastly pathetic bar scene...







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