I'm not gonna write you a love song - 27 (walnut creek)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-29, 1:24AM PST


Okay, so apparently I really do not know what guys are looking for. I don't get it. I'm a total bitch and guys want to marry me. I'm the nice, outgoing, friendly, cute girl, and guys want to "call it a night" Seriously. I do not get it. I have no idea why I'm posting this on CL but I just want to know. I don't mean to be a total bitch, or full of myself but I feel like I'm the kind of girl most guys would kill to be with. I have a good head on my shoulders, I make my own money, I'll be an awesome mother someday, and pretty much I feel like I'm a really good person with a great heart. Please. Someone explain. KTHX!




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You write "KTHX!" and you are 27 years old. The only appropriate response to this post is "R U a QT?"

Men are staying away because you write like you're still at Samuel Pepys Junior High, Sugar.

"Top 50 Qualities of the love of my life" Where are you? - 29 (emeryville)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-27, 4:10PM PST


Animal Lover
Anti-War
Appreciates sarcasm and irony
Aquarius???
Avid reader
Born in the 70's
Chance taker
Cries tears of joy
Doesn't wear heavy perfume
Dresses occasion appropriate (from chic to slack)
Drinks Guinness
Eats oysters
Enjoys gardening
Entertains the thought of buying a sailboat and sailing around the world
Exudes macha
Feminist, but one who will still let me open proverbial doors for her and get down on one knee when the time is right
Gives and receives oral sex with equal gusto ;o)
Good communicator
Good cook & healthy eater
Has a complimentary taste in music
Has a dazzling smile
Has a great relationship with her family (especially parents)
Has Buddhist leanings
Has had her heart broken at least once
Honest & doesn't hold back
Hopeless romantic like me (romantic to a fault)
Hugs me at least 7 times a day
Intelligent enough to challenge me intellectually
Kind and nurturing
Knows what her unique gift is in this life
Knows why Dec 21st, 2012 is a significant day
Life follows her passion
Musician of some sort
Nature and outdoors lover (read: Camping!)
Non-smoker
Not materialistic
Not raised Catholic
Omnivore
Physically fit
Snowboarder
Socially conscious world citizen
Somewhere between 5'4" and 5'9"
Spontaneous
Tries new things when opportunity presents itself
Values entheogenic experience
Wants children
Wants to travel the world
Well read in history, politics, and sociology
Will dance with me
Would ride a rubber boat through the Grand Canyon with me at the oars




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God these lists are hard to read--not just because they're hard to read, but because Mr. "Not materialistic" here (who lives in the corporate chain paradise of Emeryville, CA) presumably has even more qualities that the imaginary love of his life has to have. Right? It's Top 50, not only 50.

And really, who defines one of their top 50 qualities as a height range?  Or a negative background for that matter (i.e., "not raised Catholic")?!? Really, the 32nd best thing about myself is that I'm between 5'4" and 5'9" and thank God my parents were Anton LaVay-ites in the Church of Satan--I qualify!

Fun Girl Looking For Equally Fun Guy - 20

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-19, 11:49PM CST


Hi my name is Ilsa. I know, not a very common name. My parents hail from Lithuania and wanted to give me a traditional name. I am pretty short 4'10 actually. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy watching shows like I Love New York and The O'Reilly Factor. As you can tell I have really ecclectic tastes lol!!! I am currently in school at Argosy University studying Astrophysics. I'm such a nerd lol! I want a guy who will make out, vaccuum, ride the el, and be open to the idea of butt sex. I also want a guy who reads, plays badminton, and go shopping. Physically a guy that is a little hairy, horny, and loves blowjobs. I'm very sexual and wants someone who is the same. If you think I'm urban. Write back!




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want to find the mother to my future kids! - 43 (Chelsea)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:12AM EST


I am a great catch if you are only interested in a sincere guy with a heart of gold! Come on now spilling out my heart should make me unique and make you willing to want to get to know me! I am so ready to say adios to jdate etc.. but where is the love of my life, You are out there somewhere but where? In january of 2007 I did the clearwater halfathon in florida and walked 13 miles, In under 5 hours. I am doing the 13 mile walk again in january 2008 in all likely hood it will take me approx 5 hours again, I need to pace myself! Care to join me and my buddy who will finish in 2 hours or so! I could be the love of your life. My name is Leonard and I am divorced with no kids and live on the upper west side of Manhattan. I have brown hair/eyes, and wear glasses. I would like to find a new best friend to share all that life has to offer (the good and the rough times as well). Eventually, I would like to remarry, start a family and get a house in surburbia (in NYC area complete with the white picket fence). I am a caring fun person to be around once we get past the weirdness of meeting like this. I'm 43 years young. Obviously I'm a jewish male who is looking to meet his lifetime soulmate. As we grow old together the passion/romance/love making/being together gets much more intense and satisfying because we are totally into each other emotionally and physically etc., because we truly are each other soulmates or as Phoebe on friends said about Ross and Rachel we are each other's lobster.




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Only YOU can save me from. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JDATE!!!

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-20, 1:20AM EST


It seems like a natural place to cyberseek out a Jewish girl if you're a Jewish guy. But I checked out the profiles and they seem, well...kinda. . .

(((God, how I hate to say this about my own people.)))

. . .but the profiles seem, well, kinda. . .boring. Likes: ski trips, walks in the park, Adam Sandler movies, sunny days. Dislikes: heavy traffic, waiting in line, meanness, carbs. Really can't we do better than that?

Bland as day-old matzoh balls. And I'm sure the men are no better.

Now I know you're thinking, is this guy such a catch that he can slag a whole class of no-doubt well-meaning if ennui-engendering folks?

Well, I'm a tall (six one), slim (185 lbs), in-shape, very young looking late-forties Manhattan resident; a creative marketing specialist whose heart and soul lies with the avant-garde and the politically progressive. I live for art and literature and love and life, try to see the world in different fresh ways evey day.

And at this point in my life, I'm seeking my partner, my soulmate, my basherte. She's thirty to fotry-eight years of age, open, active with sense of self and humor intact who fully realizes that while life is always an adventure, it's a lot more fulfilling when it's shared.

You'll find no fear of commitment here. Far from it. In fact, I'm committed to my parner. . .oh waht the hell, let's call her a wife, being Jewish as I am as well. Her level of observace is not really an issue (although Orthodox would find me to unorthodox).

I will say this for JDate. The one thing it's got going for it is that all the profiles are accompanied by photos. That's only fair as attraction's the spark that lights the Eternal Flame. So please, when you answer, make sure to include a clear photograph of your shayna punim.

And please let me hear from you. Together, we can save each other from a dating fate worse than death--another round of checking out JDate profiles.




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FUEL Wallingford HOTTIE

You: tie-dyed onesie, red-brown hair, sparkly green eyes. Best butt-design I've ever seen on top of a latte. I think you said your name is Deb? I'd like to hit the cages with you, buy you a beer, maybe more...

When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Where: Fuel Coffee in Wallingford

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Male looking for SWF. Are you hook on life? Need a playmate? - 28

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-20, 1:24AM EST


Hey there, I would like to describe myself the best way I can. I’m mostly going of what I’m told by others but when I dig deep I'm going to let you even know my soul here. Listen up, this will be who you are contacting.

First I would like to say I'm all man. I’m very easy going and calm. I practice Russian Martial Art and would enjoy using it in real life. In defense of myself and others of course. (LOL *smile*) Check it out …it’s russianmartialart.com

I’m Latin after a fashion. I’m Venezuelan, Indian, Irish, Black-American, Spanish. I love rock and hip hop. I’m 6’1 200lbs Fit

I like to work. As for work, I build businesses. I provide partners with the motivation and creative force in in cooperative projects.
I love to work which is why people really put me on their team.

I’m fond of my boys and wildin out with them. I like to travel and party. I treat life like a game. I play. I play to win. Life is to be spent, not saved. PLAY! I plan to be a multi-millionaire by 2012. Keep in touch so we can party.

I believe in being kind but, will kick ass where I need too. Lol, I love to kick ass. I love being a man and enjoy improving myself as a man. I love the art of kissing, love, and sex. I’m looking for a long term canvas to draw on. Get my drift. Write me.

I believe in treating others like I want to be treated. With that said…I feel I’m a catch. I’m told I have elegance, charm and good taste, and naturally kind, very gentle, and a lover of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.

I have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. I do not like arguments and will often look for a peace treaty or agree to disagree. My character is on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered.

I’m sensitive to the needs of others and have the gift of understanding the emotional needs of my companions. I’m a LIBRA--- "They always make you feel better for having been with them." I loathe cruelty, viciousness and vulgarity and detest conflict between people. I’m into compromise with everyone around me.

My mind is artistic rather than intellectual. I’m both left and right brained. In my personal relationships I show understanding of the other person's point of view, trying to resolve any differences.

I’m extremely ambitious and have to partners in money making businesses. God I’m so greedy. Hehe.

I’m just a regular cool ass dude. I would love to meet someone that like to have fun and talk.

Please be between 21 – 27




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