Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-29, 7:02PM CST
You must also enjoy long voyages at sea, hidden islands, and climbing to the top of tall buildings.
Anyhow, below is a small description about me and the type of swell gal I am seeking.
Photos of myself (some in super secret disguises!) are attached. Note: One of them is -not- me. Can you guess which?
Additional undisguised photos are available on request if you ask nicely. But asking with sass will probably work better.
Bonus info: I'm 5'11' and 155 lbs.
About me:
I don't know everything, and I know that I know that. But sometimes I like to pretend that I do.
I can tell amusing and convincing tall tales on the fly, but will always let you in on the gig.
I like pomegranates, but not pomegranate juice.
I love riding to work in the back of an articulated bus (the really long accordion-looking type).
I am a big fan of cats and will look at any of your cat photos and listen to any of your cat stories (cat owners know what I mean).
I adhere to the teachings of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, aka "Pastafarianism".
About you:
You are intelligent, witty, and conscious of the world around you. You will teach me something new.
You don't buy/wear/read things because they are "in", especially sunglasses that are so large that you resemble a fly or those ugly brown LV purses I see everyone carrying on Michigan Ave.
You can carry on a conversation about any subject, even if it is something you know hardly anything about.
You laugh when you make a fool of yourself, but not when others do the same.
You are quirky and forward enough to keep me on my toes.
You have strong opinions and beliefs, but are willing to listen to others.
You find silences comforting instead of awkward.
You do not take pareidolia phenomena seriously.
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Location: Lakeview
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 522956928
Very possibly the best title I've ever seen.
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