LOOKING FOR WINGWOMAN $25/HOUR - m4w - 21

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-07, 5:04PM EST


Hello,

I am NOT looking for an escort or lover. I am looking for a very attractive girl that is outgoing and that would like to HELP INTRODUCE ME to other girls.

Every time I am out with one of my attractive female friends I get a lot of attention from cute girls. I am willing to pay $25/hour. Email me if you are interested.

David



Location: Bloomington
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On your knees? - 44

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-15, 2:18PM EST


Mature male seeks female who loves giving head. If you don't love it, and you don't anxiously await your opportunity to get on your knees, this isn't for you. Absolute discretion. Disease free.

• Location: Bloomington
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PostingID: 540041466

Mmm...anxiously awaiting the opportunity to get on my knees...

I stole your underwear - m4m (castro / upper market)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-14, 8:08PM PST


I'm your next door neighbor and this evening I took a pair of your tighty-whities from the laundry room.
I have a huge crush on you and want more than anything to spend some time with you. Dinner? A movie? A cup of coffee?
This isn't a ransom note and the next time you do laundry I'll probably slip them back into your wash... untainted.




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PostingID: 539445724

Ah yes, the old stole-your-underwear-isn't-that-hot? ruse. Clever, sir--I tip my hat to you.

Good food & good conversation post 9-5 - w4mw - 35

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-14, 2:01PM PST


There a bunch of new restaurants on Valencia Street and environs (not to mention old favorites) that I'd love to check out. Both the upscale and the funky/authentic. None of my current friends seem to be as in to food as I am so I thought I'd put it out there. Good food and good conversation is a lovely combination--I enjoy talking books, movies, life, etc., from the silly to the confessional to the sublime. I am in the mental health field so psychologically minded is a good thing (but not a requirement.) Mostly I am looking to make some fun, bright, new friends who love food and eating out as much as I do.
Oh...and I am female, in my 30's & used to be told years ago that I resemble Molly Ringwald. Not sure I agree but there you have it.




Location: The Mission
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PostingID: 539106483

It's weird that someone who wants "Good food & good conversation" would say she looks like Molly Ringwald, and not give details of things she's into that might indicate you could have good conversation with her, isn't it?

Is that a reflection on her or on the users of craigslist?

Virgin for sale - 23

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-08, 5:24PM HST


I'm 23 years old and have been saving myself for marrage, but I've decided instead to sell it, bidding starts at one dollar, I'll do anything for you...ANYTHING, maybe. Don't care what you look like, any takers

This has to be fake, methinks.