Best Of/Worst Of

LOOKING FOR WINGWOMAN $25/HOUR - m4w - 21

2008-01-17T21:15:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-07, 5:04PM EST

Hello,

I am NOT looking for an escort or lover. I am looking for a very attractive girl that is outgoing and that would like to HELP INTRODUCE ME to other girls.

Every time I am out with one of my attractive female friends I get a lot of attention from cute girls. I am willing to pay $25/hour. Email me if you are interested.

David

Location: Bloomington
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PostingID: 502057923

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On your knees? - 44

2008-01-16T16:29:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-15, 2:18PM EST

Mature male seeks female who loves giving head. If you don't love it, and you don't anxiously await your opportunity to get on your knees, this isn't for you. Absolute discretion. Disease free.

Location: Bloomington
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PostingID: 540041466

Mmm...anxiously awaiting the opportunity to get on my knees...

I stole your underwear - m4m (castro / upper market)

2008-01-15T11:17:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-14, 8:08PM PST

I'm your next door neighbor and this evening I took a pair of your tighty-whities from the laundry room.
I have a huge crush on you and want more than anything to spend some time with you. Dinner? A movie? A cup of coffee?
This isn't a ransom note and the next time you do laundry I'll probably slip them back into your wash... untainted.

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PostingID: 539445724

Ah yes, the old stole-your-underwear-isn't-that-hot? ruse. Clever, sir--I tip my hat to you.

Good food & good conversation post 9-5 - w4mw - 35

2008-01-14T19:53:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-14, 2:01PM PST

There a bunch of new restaurants on Valencia Street and environs (not to mention old favorites) that I'd love to check out. Both the upscale and the funky/authentic. None of my current friends seem to be as in to food as I am so I thought I'd put it out there. Good food and good conversation is a lovely combination--I enjoy talking books, movies, life, etc., from the silly to the confessional to the sublime. I am in the mental health field so psychologically minded is a good thing (but not a requirement.) Mostly I am looking to make some fun, bright, new friends who love food and eating out as much as I do.
Oh...and I am female, in my 30's & used to be told years ago that I resemble Molly Ringwald. Not sure I agree but there you have it.

Location: The Mission
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PostingID: 539106483

It's weird that someone who wants "Good food & good conversation" would say she looks like Molly Ringwald, and not give details of things she's into that might indicate you could have good conversation with her, isn't it?

Is that a reflection on her or on the users of craigslist?

Virgin for sale - 23

2008-01-14T00:58:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-08, 5:24PM HST

I'm 23 years old and have been saving myself for marrage, but I've decided instead to sell it, bidding starts at one dollar, I'll do anything for you...ANYTHING, maybe. Don't care what you look like, any takers

This has to be fake, methinks.

sexy texting - 23

2008-01-12T13:15:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-10, 7:19PM HST

looking for someone to text dirty with. response with info about u is a start

Location: kaneohe
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PostingID: 535316812

Ah yes, combining the 160-character limit of an SMS with all the hotness of a chatroom, but with the ability for you to track down the recipient later. Hottt.

R U a bi guy looking to relocate with a fun couple - mw4m - 29

2008-01-11T15:04:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {Redacted}
Date: 2008-01-11, 2:22PM EST

We are a fun down to earth, attractive, easy going couple. We have been married for 10 year's and had a few 3sum's before and very much enjoyed them. We have good job's and a nice home, we are sane and you should be to. We are willing to help a cute bi guy get a fresh start in life by moving to Central Washington state with us. If you would like to know more, just ask, please include your pic's with your reply.

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PostingID: 535832117

Ah yes, moving to the middle of nowhere for a threesome you found on craigslist. Reminds me of the days when my partner and I used to scream at one another and accuse one another of cheating and loving someone else and occasionally something delicate like a vase or a mostly-empty pint glass would fall or be smashed and then I'd have to humbly pick up the (literal) pieces.

Good times.

Successful Investment Banker...Looking for a Genuine Woman - 32

2008-01-10T08:35:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-08, 7:08PM PST

Yes....that's me but I am a REAL GENUINE person...so read on

What is a millionaire doing on Craigslist looking for love you might ask yourself and the answer is really simple. I am looking for someone real just like YOU.

If you wanted to look for a millionaire, would you post on Craigslist? Probably not.

You would probably go to where millionaires hang out and post there. Since I am looking for someone who I feel I can connect with and is GENUINE, I think Gumtree is a pretty good place to try my luck.
Now that we have that out of the way . . . . .

I am the president of a plc who is in search of someone REAL. I am sick and tired of jet setting women with no substance.

About me:
I am 32 years old, successful, FINANCIALLY secure and lonely - yes I've got money but noone to share it with.
I am in search of someone real and if you are REAL I would love to hear from you.

Please don't feel shy or that I wouldn't want to hear from YOU.

You can write to me at riches2share [AT] gmail com because I would hate to lose your reply in the hundreds of spam messages I receive per day.

Please note: Because I run a public company I MUST KEEP my privacy very secure and promise I will do the same for you.

Look forward to hearing from you x

PS: 5 stars all the way!

Location: San Fran Area
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PostingID: 533017161

And, as an Investment Banker* and as a millionaire** I want someone who is REAL and interested in me only because of my great Wealth and good Fortune, presumably hot. Very hot. Also, I have no interests apart from telling you that I am a Millionaire Investment Banker.

*Investment Banker may in fact be a bank teller
**by millionaire read: thousandaire

sad girl - w4m - 31 (oakland lake merritt / grand)

2008-01-08T15:20:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-07, 10:27PM PST

I am trying. I am trying really hard to be good, to treat myself with kindness, and by extension, others as well. I exercise now. I meditate. I have quit smoking for good, and I know it. I call my mother regularly. I try to eat well. I work towards my future goals, of which there are many. Everyone tells me I am smart, charming, cute and talented. Where is the problem, you say?

The problem is I feel so fucking lonely. I have no one to truly share this new life with. I have wonderful friends and a crazy family who love me unconditionally, but I want and I need more. I need love with a good boy; it has been so frightfully long that I've had anything resembling the real thing. I've had some sex, but I can't do one night stands and flings anymore. It just makes me tired now. It's not fulfilling, and it can be dangerous. I'm probably not stupid or brave enough for that kind of life anymore. I find myself afraid of strange men now, because I know what can happen. I am a little jaded.

I realize that maybe people really aren't as well-intentioned as I'd previously thought. Maybe we are all just a little broken and don't know how to be anymore.

All I want is connection with someone who is interesting and interested. I want to be in love again, very much.

Love has always been my motivator, my stimulus. I am my most productive when I am in love, or recovering from love. Or very much OUT of love (i.e. during my thesis – I made the most amazing shit in those five months, thank you Simon!) . I am amazing when I am feeling it. Now the “it” I feel is only a occasionally-tingling numbness, and mostly, a sense of weariness.

Where has it gone? Did it just fade away, or did I will it so?

Perhaps I need to cultivate another artistic stimulus, as it seems love is too hard to come by these days.

I am so sad, but I cannot cry. I am maudlin, drunk and want some answers.

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Single female wanted for mysterious expedition. Must like monkeys. - 32

2008-01-07T10:14:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-29, 7:02PM CST

You must also enjoy long voyages at sea, hidden islands, and climbing to the top of tall buildings.
Anyhow, below is a small description about me and the type of swell gal I am seeking.

Photos of myself (some in super secret disguises!) are attached. Note: One of them is -not- me. Can you guess which?

Additional undisguised photos are available on request if you ask nicely. But asking with sass will probably work better.

Bonus info: I'm 5'11' and 155 lbs.

About me:
I don't know everything, and I know that I know that. But sometimes I like to pretend that I do.
I can tell amusing and convincing tall tales on the fly, but will always let you in on the gig.
I like pomegranates, but not pomegranate juice.
I love riding to work in the back of an articulated bus (the really long accordion-looking type).
I am a big fan of cats and will look at any of your cat photos and listen to any of your cat stories (cat owners know what I mean).
I adhere to the teachings of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, aka "Pastafarianism".

About you:
You are intelligent, witty, and conscious of the world around you. You will teach me something new.
You don't buy/wear/read things because they are "in", especially sunglasses that are so large that you resemble a fly or those ugly brown LV purses I see everyone carrying on Michigan Ave.
You can carry on a conversation about any subject, even if it is something you know hardly anything about.
You laugh when you make a fool of yourself, but not when others do the same.
You are quirky and forward enough to keep me on my toes.
You have strong opinions and beliefs, but are willing to listen to others.
You find silences comforting instead of awkward.
You do not take pareidolia phenomena seriously.

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Location: Lakeview
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PostingID: 522956928

Very possibly the best title I've ever seen.

Posting for my roommate.

2008-01-06T12:14:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-31, 12:37AM CST

So, my roommate is seriously self concious. And, if he knew I was doing this he'd probably have an anuerism. But, he's a great guy. He studies hard, he has a job, plus he's in a band. I don't know why he isn't taken already. But, for whatever reson, he can't seem to find a girl. And he's content that it's because he's ugly.
What I want is to know if you all think so. This way I can show him that it's not because of the way he looks, and maybe he can build up enough courage to go ask someone out.
Any comment, good or bad, would be great.
Thanks.

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PostingID: 524033124

So I have this friend, let's call him "Me," who wants to know what's wrong with me him. Am I he ugly? He is in a band, ladies! That's hot, right? Also he's in some sort of school, and you might be turned on my knowing that he's going to be a lawyer or an accountant or something (Hey, different strokes for different folks!), but I won't tell you what he's in school for and you'll assume it's at community college and actually up in McHenry County or maybe Kenosha and you look at the location and behold! Northwest Suburbs! Rock on! Anyway, instead of trying to get a date on craigslist, I am going to passive-aggresively ask if I he is *date-able.*

Look, I'm nice, where's all the suburban women at?

Friends With Benefits... Wanna Be Spoiled? - 25

2008-01-05T11:20:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-30, 6:36PM CST

My life is too busy right now for a relationship, but it would be great to have someone there when you have time. I'm not a player or a weirdo just looking to get some. Looking for a girl who doesn't want something serious, but wants the company of a guy as well... movies, dinners, you know the drill

I'm not some fat ugly dude, just a young attractive guy with no time to meet anybody nor time for a relationship.

I can cook, love to shop and love buying gifts for the right girl ;)

Do you think you deserve to be spoiled? Prove it...

Location: chicago
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PostingID: 523787934

Ah yes, seducing women by stating that you are "not some fat ugly dude" and promising to buy them jewelry! Classy *and* timeless.

Simple Man looking for good woman - 23

2008-01-04T10:18:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-04, 11:31AM CST

Hey there ladies, how are you all doing? I hope all is well on your end. I am a single 23 yr old man who is loving life, and looking for someone to share it with. I work full-time, and I am starting school again in a couple weeks. I am a nice guy, respectful and all that jazz. I like to read, hang out in pubs, go to museums, theater, shows, and a whole host of other things. I also love the outdoors and can't think of a better way to spend a saturday or sunday afternoon than walking the dog through the woods. I am looking for a cool woman who likes me for me. That is about it. Send me a note if you are interested. Oh, and I am 6'3'. Have a great day.

Location: Morton Grove
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PostingID: 528213971

Really though, is this a personal ad or a postcard?

Dear Ladies,
How are you? I hope you are well. I am good. I like lots of things. They are good things. I hope you like me. Also, I am 6'3".

Sincerely,
Simple Man

Come on, specificity!

Coffee and Conversation w You! - 42 (san mateo)

2008-01-03T10:02:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2008-01-02, 11:52AM PST

I am certainly looking for the best friend and love of my life. For now would enjoy a cup of coffee with a sincere and single man.

Another Year with 365 Opportunities at Ground Hog's Day.

Remember the movie, "Ground Hog Day" with Bill Murry? It is very ironic seeing that life presents that daily challenge. One of these days we'll get it right! I am not perfect and certainly do not expect anyone to be either. I do have tangible and realistic ideals and will realize them.

I am a SWF, 5'7", honey blonde hair, average weight, curvy figure, employed, spiritually minded but not religious, very generous and giving but not a push over, very healthy but do not eat wheat grass, non smoker, non drinker, non drug user, 42, attractive and intelligent without being pretentious. I am very warm and affectionate with a passion for a romantic and kiss. I am the creative type writing poetry and short stories. I like to do arts and crafts as well as swim and ride my mountain bike. I am a hopeless romantic with an edge.

Forever in search of: SWM, employed/secure, kind, generous, good sense of humor, sincere, seeking one special someone, resident of the S.F. Bay Area, tall and fit- a little over weight is o.k. too, a good kisser, healthy and available-note-NO married men.

Please send a photo and brief self description that will be followed with a recent photo as well.
Happy New Year and good luck in your search!

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PostingID: 526142137

I like this ad. A lot. It’s this unvarnished look at what someone really thinks of herself, rather than the type of self-aggrandizement that’s so common in personal ads. What’s best is the sadness and lonesomeness inside of it: she’s really looking for the love of her life, but now she’ll take a cup of coffee; she’s not perfect and knows you’re not either; and she’s ‘forever in search of’ an single man who has a job and isn’t a jerk—not too much to ask.

Keep on truckin’, sugar, and you’ll figure it out.

Also, “groundhog” is one word.

Avant Garde Bauhaus Cool looking for Indie/Hip/Nerdy/Geeky Chic Girl - 23

2008-01-01T11:24:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-31, 3:31AM EST

Must like ...
record hunting, good musical taste is a must.
ethnic food
and dive/hookahs bars.
Or...stay in with a bad movie(Horror/cult/80's) and a nice bottle of wine.
While I'm not all about sex, physical attraction is key, A healthy libido in a woman is a must, but a quick wit and a sarcastic mouth can make any chick into my dream girl. I have no particular "type" -- other than you don't weigh more than I do. The ability to hold a conversation about art or politics, or music is the way to my heart, well besides German Beer...heh
If you are a 20 something Hipster/Indie Rock female in area e-mail me back with a little about yourself and a pic and we'll go from there.

P.S. If you like Joy Division that is a big plus; but is not necessary

Location: Williamsburg
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PostingID: 524076170

You must like "Ethnic Food"? Hello, I'm Mr. Bauhaus-Cool and I'm so, like, Germanic that I use absolutely Eurocentric and essentially racist constructions like "Ethnic Food." Who is ethnic? Oh yes, everyone not white. But, you know, I like those other people, those brown and yellow people! They work really hard in restaurant kitchens!

p.s. You are not cool, you are just like everyone else you know. Except more racist and boring.

Financial Assistance Available for Single Mom/College Female.... - m4w - 33 (capitola)

2007-12-31T09:14:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-30, 12:16AM PST

You help me and I'll help you. We can make this a regular arrangement. Nothing weird or kinky...just good ol' fashion, safe fun. Let's discuss. Very serious local female only. Hoping to meet one special friend soon. Send me your pic (PG rated is fine) or stats, a little about yourself.

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PostingID: 523209786

Financial Assistance=FAFSA.

You=Looking for a long-term prostitute.

Fin.

asian & cute but a little onely? - 35 (palo alto)

2007-12-30T12:48:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-30, 11:44AM PST

Hey its ok everyone get a little lonely sometimes. I'm looking to make a nice connection with a cute Asian girl. I feel like being mellow, maybe cuddle and watch a movie. Would love the company of a cute girl today. In return you get me, a tall and built guy with a muscular body and I'm told sexy good looks.
I'm 6'1 187 lbs muscular body, and non delusional good looks.

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PostingID: 523543412

Also, he has good looks and wants you to be cute and Asian.

I'm not gonna write you a love song - 27 (walnut creek)

2007-12-29T10:42:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-29, 1:24AM PST

Okay, so apparently I really do not know what guys are looking for. I don't get it. I'm a total bitch and guys want to marry me. I'm the nice, outgoing, friendly, cute girl, and guys want to "call it a night" Seriously. I do not get it. I have no idea why I'm posting this on CL but I just want to know. I don't mean to be a total bitch, or full of myself but I feel like I'm the kind of girl most guys would kill to be with. I have a good head on my shoulders, I make my own money, I'll be an awesome mother someday, and pretty much I feel like I'm a really good person with a great heart. Please. Someone explain. KTHX!

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PostingID: 522340939

You write "KTHX!" and you are 27 years old. The only appropriate response to this post is "R U a QT?"

Men are staying away because you write like you're still at Samuel Pepys Junior High, Sugar.

"Top 50 Qualities of the love of my life" Where are you? - 29 (emeryville)

2007-12-28T10:24:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-27, 4:10PM PST

Animal Lover
Anti-War
Appreciates sarcasm and irony
Aquarius???
Avid reader
Born in the 70's
Chance taker
Cries tears of joy
Doesn't wear heavy perfume
Dresses occasion appropriate (from chic to slack)
Drinks Guinness
Eats oysters
Enjoys gardening
Entertains the thought of buying a sailboat and sailing around the world
Exudes macha
Feminist, but one who will still let me open proverbial doors for her and get down on one knee when the time is right
Gives and receives oral sex with equal gusto ;o)
Good communicator
Good cook & healthy eater
Has a complimentary taste in music
Has a dazzling smile
Has a great relationship with her family (especially parents)
Has Buddhist leanings
Has had her heart broken at least once
Honest & doesn't hold back
Hopeless romantic like me (romantic to a fault)
Hugs me at least 7 times a day
Intelligent enough to challenge me intellectually
Kind and nurturing
Knows what her unique gift is in this life
Knows why Dec 21st, 2012 is a significant day
Life follows her passion
Musician of some sort
Nature and outdoors lover (read: Camping!)
Non-smoker
Not materialistic
Not raised Catholic
Omnivore
Physically fit
Snowboarder
Socially conscious world citizen
Somewhere between 5'4" and 5'9"
Spontaneous
Tries new things when opportunity presents itself
Values entheogenic experience
Wants children
Wants to travel the world
Well read in history, politics, and sociology
Will dance with me
Would ride a rubber boat through the Grand Canyon with me at the oars

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PostingID: 521043816

God these lists are hard to read--not just because they're hard to read, but because Mr. "Not materialistic" here (who lives in the corporate chain paradise of Emeryville, CA) presumably has even more qualities that the imaginary love of his life has to have. Right? It's Top 50, not only 50.

And really, who defines one of their top 50 qualities as a height range? Or a negative background for that matter (i.e., "not raised Catholic")?!? Really, the 32nd best thing about myself is that I'm between 5'4" and 5'9" and thank God my parents were Anton LaVay-ites in the Church of Satan--I qualify!

Fun Girl Looking For Equally Fun Guy - 20

2007-12-27T11:52:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-19, 11:49PM CST

Hi my name is Ilsa. I know, not a very common name. My parents hail from Lithuania and wanted to give me a traditional name. I am pretty short 4'10 actually. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy watching shows like I Love New York and The O'Reilly Factor. As you can tell I have really ecclectic tastes lol!!! I am currently in school at Argosy University studying Astrophysics. I'm such a nerd lol! I want a guy who will make out, vaccuum, ride the el, and be open to the idea of butt sex. I also want a guy who reads, plays badminton, and go shopping. Physically a guy that is a little hairy, horny, and loves blowjobs. I'm very sexual and wants someone who is the same. If you think I'm urban. Write back!

Location: Chicago
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PostingID: 514879131

want to find the mother to my future kids! - 43 (Chelsea)

2007-12-26T10:09:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 11:12AM EST

I am a great catch if you are only interested in a sincere guy with a heart of gold! Come on now spilling out my heart should make me unique and make you willing to want to get to know me! I am so ready to say adios to jdate etc.. but where is the love of my life, You are out there somewhere but where? In january of 2007 I did the clearwater halfathon in florida and walked 13 miles, In under 5 hours. I am doing the 13 mile walk again in january 2008 in all likely hood it will take me approx 5 hours again, I need to pace myself! Care to join me and my buddy who will finish in 2 hours or so! I could be the love of your life. My name is Leonard and I am divorced with no kids and live on the upper west side of Manhattan. I have brown hair/eyes, and wear glasses. I would like to find a new best friend to share all that life has to offer (the good and the rough times as well). Eventually, I would like to remarry, start a family and get a house in surburbia (in NYC area complete with the white picket fence). I am a caring fun person to be around once we get past the weirdness of meeting like this. I'm 43 years young. Obviously I'm a jewish male who is looking to meet his lifetime soulmate. As we grow old together the passion/romance/love making/being together gets much more intense and satisfying because we are totally into each other emotionally and physically etc., because we truly are each other soulmates or as Phoebe on friends said about Ross and Rachel we are each other's lobster.

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PostingID: 513005870

Only YOU can save me from. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JDATE!!!

2007-12-25T22:11:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-20, 1:20AM EST

It seems like a natural place to cyberseek out a Jewish girl if you're a Jewish guy. But I checked out the profiles and they seem, well...kinda. . .

(((God, how I hate to say this about my own people.)))

. . .but the profiles seem, well, kinda. . .boring. Likes: ski trips, walks in the park, Adam Sandler movies, sunny days. Dislikes: heavy traffic, waiting in line, meanness, carbs. Really can't we do better than that?

Bland as day-old matzoh balls. And I'm sure the men are no better.

Now I know you're thinking, is this guy such a catch that he can slag a whole class of no-doubt well-meaning if ennui-engendering folks?

Well, I'm a tall (six one), slim (185 lbs), in-shape, very young looking late-forties Manhattan resident; a creative marketing specialist whose heart and soul lies with the avant-garde and the politically progressive. I live for art and literature and love and life, try to see the world in different fresh ways evey day.

And at this point in my life, I'm seeking my partner, my soulmate, my basherte. She's thirty to fotry-eight years of age, open, active with sense of self and humor intact who fully realizes that while life is always an adventure, it's a lot more fulfilling when it's shared.

You'll find no fear of commitment here. Far from it. In fact, I'm committed to my parner. . .oh waht the hell, let's call her a wife, being Jewish as I am as well. Her level of observace is not really an issue (although Orthodox would find me to unorthodox).

I will say this for JDate. The one thing it's got going for it is that all the profiles are accompanied by photos. That's only fair as attraction's the spark that lights the Eternal Flame. So please, when you answer, make sure to include a clear photograph of your shayna punim.

And please let me hear from you. Together, we can save each other from a dating fate worse than death--another round of checking out JDate profiles.

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PostingID: 513761077

FUEL Wallingford HOTTIE

2007-12-24T13:44:00.000-08:00

You: tie-dyed onesie, red-brown hair, sparkly green eyes. Best butt-design I've ever seen on top of a latte. I think you said your name is Deb? I'd like to hit the cages with you, buy you a beer, maybe more...

When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Where: Fuel Coffee in Wallingford

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Male looking for SWF. Are you hook on life? Need a playmate? - 28

2007-12-23T10:28:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-20, 1:24AM EST

Hey there, I would like to describe myself the best way I can. I’m mostly going of what I’m told by others but when I dig deep I'm going to let you even know my soul here. Listen up, this will be who you are contacting.

First I would like to say I'm all man. I’m very easy going and calm. I practice Russian Martial Art and would enjoy using it in real life. In defense of myself and others of course. (LOL *smile*) Check it out …it’s russianmartialart.com

I’m Latin after a fashion. I’m Venezuelan, Indian, Irish, Black-American, Spanish. I love rock and hip hop. I’m 6’1 200lbs Fit

I like to work. As for work, I build businesses. I provide partners with the motivation and creative force in in cooperative projects.
I love to work which is why people really put me on their team.

I’m fond of my boys and wildin out with them. I like to travel and party. I treat life like a game. I play. I play to win. Life is to be spent, not saved. PLAY! I plan to be a multi-millionaire by 2012. Keep in touch so we can party.

I believe in being kind but, will kick ass where I need too. Lol, I love to kick ass. I love being a man and enjoy improving myself as a man. I love the art of kissing, love, and sex. I’m looking for a long term canvas to draw on. Get my drift. Write me.

I believe in treating others like I want to be treated. With that said…I feel I’m a catch. I’m told I have elegance, charm and good taste, and naturally kind, very gentle, and a lover of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.

I have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. I do not like arguments and will often look for a peace treaty or agree to disagree. My character is on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered.

I’m sensitive to the needs of others and have the gift of understanding the emotional needs of my companions. I’m a LIBRA--- "They always make you feel better for having been with them." I loathe cruelty, viciousness and vulgarity and detest conflict between people. I’m into compromise with everyone around me.

My mind is artistic rather than intellectual. I’m both left and right brained. In my personal relationships I show understanding of the other person's point of view, trying to resolve any differences.

I’m extremely ambitious and have to partners in money making businesses. God I’m so greedy. Hehe.

I’m just a regular cool ass dude. I would love to meet someone that like to have fun and talk.

Please be between 21 – 27

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PostingID: 514898770

Beasttly Bearded Barista Boy (B.B.B.B)

2007-12-22T10:32:00.000-08:00

Fuck you, shaggy barista boy at Espresso Vivace Café! All I want to do is go in there and get my fucking coffee, but you have to make it all awkward and obvious every night that you don’t want to make my drink, so you pathetically leave to take a ‘quick break’ in the back until I am done with my order. What the fuck did I do to you, man? I leave my tips, say thank you, and even conversed in useless chit chat when I had that fever of 102.
Seriously, give me my fucking Americano and fuck off, you mean twisted hairy twit.
p.s: your still pretty.

When: Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Where: Vivace Café

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, December 14, 2007

borrowed words - w4m (bayview)

2007-12-21T17:39:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 7:43PM PST

looking for a companion to take in all that portland, the northwest, and as much of the world as we can. i like hiking, yoga, biking, like lots of people out there and i would also like to see some plays, dance performances, maybe even an opera this season. i am spiritual not religious, liberal both socially and politically. love dogs and all animals, live lightly on the earth. favorite things are the ocean, good books, great conversations, cooking for friends, cuddling in front of the fire, travel. i am self-employed, 58, hwp, have advanced degree, intelligent, and looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. you be liberal, intelligent, not have too much baggage, hwp, be willing to get to know me, share some of the same things i do, be available, be stable, like yourself and your life. send me a note and a pic and i will do the same.

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PostingID: 513744621

Santa needs Vacation to...... - m4w - 45

2007-12-20T22:29:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 1:53PM PST

Who got a place to rest for Santa? Nice 45 year old Santa here.....looking for Females age 30 to 60 to sit on my Lap and tell me Storys about nasty and nice.
And yes I am the real Santa, any secret wish? Happy Holiday

Location: Las Vegas
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PostingID: 513439123

Pretty and passable asian;have better pics - 25 (berkeley)

2007-12-20T10:52:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-18, 1:02PM PST

Hi, i've been told that i'm pretty and passable asian tranvestite. I'm seeking 18 to late 20s muscular with abs white male, hung, meek and nice;clean cut, such as, not a lot of freckles; rich and like to spoil me. Or like " Anna Nicole Smith ltr" to anyone wealthy. However, i can settle for less, so can you let me know. Could you send your current photo and phone number. The pic makes my skin look not fine, but it's .

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PostingID: 513372941

Need crazy young chubby chic who wants children soon - 39

2007-12-19T23:05:00.001-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-14, 10:45AM PST

i am looking for a young woman who would like to start a family soon. ending the second year of my concession business and ready to take off the third. i want to start to settle down now. 5'11" 175 blue eyes brown short hair, clean cut , 420 ok, drink only socially, would like easy going woman to reply. thanks.

Location: se
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PostingID: 509259372

Emphasis on right! mw4w, mw4mw & - mw4m

2007-12-19T10:46:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-14, 10:16PM PST

Creating the perfect 3 way sensual exchange with myself, my wife and the right guy...

Emphasis on right!

We are pretty deep in perception intelligence and genius consciousness potential so you can't fake us out or pretend to be or pull a fast one...

We are also generous of spirit by nature so we attract like quality.

She has never had any kind of experience sexualy besides the 4 men she has had, one at a time in relationships...so she is kind of like a virgin.

I have had very few bi experiences the last 8 years ago. SO ity's not a rush mush gush situation at all,,,

It is a take time and find the right guy thing.

The right guy is willing to wait and make it happen in the right moment.

That moment will be like no other. It will be hot ansd sexy and beautifull and sweet on all levels...and definately a life experience like no other worth waiting for...

Are you the right guy?

Let's find out.

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PostingID: 509854276

is there a handsome man of color( no whites)who want more then a lay - t4m (downtown / civic / van ness)

2007-12-18T10:53:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-15, 6:31PM PST

Hi i,m starting to think that CL is nothing more then a Sex site. there is no romance. i want to be held, tight in a mans arm, watch a movie together. having breakfast in the morning , its not always about sex.
Hi i,m a beautiful transwoman of color, i have a great head on my shoulders, college educated, world traveled . all that is missing is someone sincere , honest, someone who dont smoke/drug/drink. i hate clubs, for the same reason , it seems as CL, its a meat market. i,m tall leggy and very passible. no silicon pumped in my body. soft/sweet/ and sensual. now i love my man of color, especial asian men. along with latin(no mexicans),Hawaiians ETC. and my yellow and red bones.
from the age of 21-40, good hygiene,fit and toned. std free as well as drug/smoke.
are you out there.
please respond with a face pic.

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PostingID: 510631854

MOVING TO HAWAII THIS MONTH..PLEASE FIND ME.. - 31

2007-12-17T14:15:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 9:00AM HST

Hello..
I just want to be so honest with you..Lay my cards right on the table.I really want a good life filled with kindness and laughter..I'm moving to Hawaii this month and I really want to find myself a really cute/stoner/roommate/girlfriend..I just want to smoke weed and watch movies all day..have really great sex and take a long naps dreaming with you beside me.. ..then we can order Chinese..watch movies...for the rest of our lives!!!!....I hate working so hard..maybe we both could have part time jobs..put our money together..and have more time to lay around getting stoned and slacking off..I LOVE to garden..I love to grocery shop.I would LOVE to have a puppy named Marley..I'm cute too!!..5'10'.170,bright blue eyes,brown hair.swimmers build...I'm single..no children..free asa bird..I hope you are too..I really hope you find me..If this kind of life sounds good to you.. Please email me back..and lets begin this beautiful life...together!!..

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PostingID: 502893542

sugar daddy looking for nerdy girls only

2007-12-16T17:04:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-16, 4:59PM EST

I’m seeking a fun, cute, nerdy girl, 18 to mid 20’s. I’m a handsome, successful (as in wealthy), Caucasian male, late 30’s looking to spoil the right girl. If you would like to have financial support without the responsibilities of a committed relationship, then we'd be a match. Write with a picture, let's talk.

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PostingID: 511286961

So here i go again on my own... c'mon.. sing it with me.

2007-12-16T10:40:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 10:20PM EST

You fokkers, whats happenin?
Yep. It's me again. It's Saturday, i'm not going out, im kinda bored and figured I would stop in and say "how the hell are you" If there's any females out there that I would be interested in, I encourage you to send me some pics and say hello.. Not looking for a relationship, fling, hump buddy or anything else that would make me feel obligated to call you the next day.. Just more or less of a casual friendship.. Someone on the same intellectual playing field as I, yet still appealing to my eye. That more or less means, someone fit, as i am. No frumpies. Yet, on the flipside, I dont want a physically appealing retard either... been with enough of those... Personality wise, I definitely would not get along with someone politically to the left. I would rather hang with someone who is flat out non political than a liberal left wing parasite... Not asking for much, im a fairly easy going person and easy to get along with.. I have a very commanding, strong personality... Some find it intimidating... if thats you, we would not get along because i prefer strong minded, independent women who have a side of slight personality aggression as well.. I find intrigue in someone who challenges me intellectually, and personality wise... good times.. Thats what im looking for... who knows.. maybe this girl doesnt exist.. Ive seen all these traits in separate women, but not all rolled into one...I guess we'll see.. Responses without pics will be deleted. If youre going to include your myspace in the body of the email, please indicate in the subject line so i dont delete it... Emails from men will also be discarded and not read..

all the rest of you.. have a fanfuckingtastic weekend.. yah hear?

Location: Winter Park-ish
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PostingID: 503330656

MAKE Your Dreams Come True

2007-12-15T16:16:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-07, 9:26PM HST

Here’s a few things about me. I love to go out and do fun and interesting things. I love to go out and do fun and interesting things. I am an excellent cook and love to have romantic candlelight dinners with some soft music (Sinatra, Sade) and sip a little wine. I used to write comedy for the professional circuit, so I love to laugh and to make people laugh. I am high energy and have a really positive outlook on life and the world. I work in the High-Tech industry and make a very solid 6 figure income. I don’t have any kids or ex-stalkers, so that keeps the drama to a bare minimum. I am a musician and I play the guitar and blues harmonica.

I am a bit of an adventurer, and have traveled all over the world playing with nature’s gifts. Scuba diving in Hawaii, snowboarding in Tahoe and Colorado, big-wave surfing in Indonesia and Central America, etc. I also love riding my Harley on a sunny day! The list goes on. If it’s fun and not too crazy or dangerous, I’ll do it. My philosophy is that life is short and meant to be lived..now! Dreams don’t just accidentally happen, you have to MAKE your dreams come true!

My ideal lady is fun, sweet and cool. If she has a thirst for adventure and has a positive outlook on life, then our personalities will match and the good times will roll! Let’s turn this winter upside down and get the action going!
M

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PostingID: 502497322

i sit really that hard - 21

2007-12-14T09:08:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 9:12AM CST

honestly is it really that damn hard to find a decent fruggin woman it drives me nuts i cant stand it ive found every crazy woman in austin and im tired of it i just want a decent woman that will care and be there jeez i guess i ask for 2 much
well i want to really want to know something more about me hit me up please dont be crazy though
ill send you a pic if you want

BLAH

Location: work
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PostingID: 502673956

Lonesome up North - 59

2007-12-13T12:25:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-08, 1:51PM CST

Ya I know I am a little heavy, I maybe drink a little too much and want to pickup anything that remotely looks Female, but underneith it all, I am just a misplaced kid. I have large feet and you know what that means! I would make an excellent rebound candidate too. Looking for someone with benefits and a large 401K. I like getting my friend in trouble too....even though he does not deserve it. Can you fill the bill? Give me a jingle. Would it bother you to do a guy with a large................

Location: Deerwood
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PostingID: 502946242

i want to get you pregnant!!! - m4w - 27 (fremont / union city / newark)

2007-12-12T11:39:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-02, 11:43PM PST

Ok here is the deal, i have a huge fetish/fantasy with having unprotected sex with the change of pregnancy. It is actually an impregnation fetish. It is not somthing that is easy to discuss openly so im here in hopes of finding some risk takers! Im 27, 5'10" about 190 lbs. I an D/D clean and always have been. You MUST also be disease free for obvious reasons. I dont care about your age, race or relationship status. I will cum in anyone willing to take the risk, it really is a rush. Pic for Pic if your interested, are you ready to try somthing new?........

sperm, seed, semen, bare back, cream pie, impregnate, impregnation, raw, sex, baby, child, knocked up, bun in the oven, breeding, risk

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PostingID: 496992401

seeking similar minded woman - 22

2007-12-11T11:57:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 11:31AM PST

Hello- I am a very open minded woman looking to breast feed (dry nursing for now) a woman. Ever heard of an ANR? This transcends sexual- it is focused on the bonding. Do you feel you're missing a certain undescribable bond? Maybe you've always thought about this but are too shy to confront it. I was the same way a year ago. I am not pregnant but am inducing so in about 3 months will have milk. Whether you're single or attached doesn't matter to me as long as any drama in your life doesn't filter into our relationship. Because of my personal relationship I'd ask that you please be able to host. Just to be clear, I am not pregnant.

keywords: ANR, ABF, lactation, lactating, nursing

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Location: 925 area code
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PostingID: 498609155

THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO POST FOR ASIAN WIFE - m4w

2007-12-10T09:46:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 5:15PM PST

YES IM LOOKING FOR ASIAN WOMAN. BETWEEN 35 TO 45 WITH A GOOD FIGURE! I LIKE TO DRESS HER WELL . IM NOT A BAD LOOKING MAN AND I NEED A MATCH. A PHOTO WOULD BE A GOOD START.AND I WILL REPLY WITH ONE !!!!

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PostingID: 498966320

no rent! - m4w

2007-12-09T16:07:00.000-08:00

Reply to:{redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 10:53PM PST

Tired of the high cost of living?
Want to get out of the rat race?

My Answer: Try what's called a relationship!!

I am an older guy and would like to meet a lady who might like to end up in a LTR. No rush... we can shack up for awhile until she is ready to commit :-)

What I am looking for;

Mid 30's or younger
White or Asian
Non-smoker
Nice smile
Slender build
Nice legs
Smaller breasts OK
Sense of humor

Location: Texas
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PostingID: 499228213

I want a chubby man that's a mess - 22

2007-12-08T17:52:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 5:31PM PST

I’m not perfect so why lie and be fake I have some weight to lose and looking for someone to do it with. My ideal partner to lose weight with is tall, chubby, looking to get buff and toned. As for me I’m looking to become borderline anorexic. If we work out and get along and like each other maybe we could date or see where it goes. The main thing I’m looking for is a cool guy to a workout with that I can have fun with and do other things with. Remember I want to become borderline anorexic and I want you to become buff. I think it would be fun if you were just a complete mess and you would let me make you over into my perfect guy that would be great if we got along you could be like my doll. I’m not looking for someone to go to the gym with just to work out with at the park or the beach because the gym gets kind of boring. I like to workout doing crunches, walking, hiking, exploring, walking on the Bay Trail I like to do stuff not just repetitive motions.

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PostingID: 500082598

only two weeks til my intervention

2007-12-07T15:09:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 12:59PM PST

yep, i'm going to destroy my life with alcohol, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun in the interim. waking halfway through the afternoon with a little bit of light coming in the windows making the time of day seem ambivalent, the rousing sound of a tall can being popped open to start the day, leisurely sex as i miss work for the 3rd day straight, peeling me off the floor of what used to be your favorite dive before i got us 86'd, explaining why all your shoes smell like vomit to your friends, my drunken proclamations of love, your declining self respect, the replacements singing "unsatisfied"

it'll be our song.

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PostingID: 499808555

It is normal to not want to buy a cow, but gentlemen, milk isn't free. - 30 (Upper West Side)

2007-12-06T15:17:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 4:29PM EST

All my dating experience seems to have been a cocophony of, "we'll see, we can talk about it, oh next time," and many various others. I am done with that.

On the one hand, I absolutely want to know what a man expects out of the relationship. I want to know so I can make sure I provide what he wants. The man that provides everything I want, will get everything he wants. That is my fresh new approach toward men. If you have a problem with a lady who is direct and decisive, I suggest you stop reading.

I want a man that is wealthy. I said it. Sugar daddy? Call it as you like. I don't want strings. I don't want to spend every free moment together. I want to have the "Pretty Woman" experience. Take me shopping and spend obscene amounts of money, bordering on pornographic... Then have a night of pleasure you will never forget. Just as many men are aroused by porn or girl on girl, I am aroused by shopping.

I am intelligent, funny, educated, quick witted, sweet, and very friendly. I love light hearted fun and sophisticated entertainment. I am the date to the Christmas party that all your collegues will envy. I have that mysterious charm that men love but can't describe. Why can't I find the guy that will pacify my material requests? I love to dress classy and feminine chic with one sexy or suggestive piece. A perfect dress with sexy stockings and high heels, or knee high leather boots. Maybe a long skirt or trousers with a sexy top that shows just a glimpse of cleavage or shows my lovely collarbone. Maybe the neck is high and modest but when I turn around the back plunges near my bum. here is a time and place for everything. Everything, however, needs a high end couture handbag and shoes to complete it.

SO, email me if you are interested in a 10 day city vacation with me. After you leave work you will be transported to a world with me that you won't want to leave. How about it? Are you a mature and sophisticated gentleman with great wealth and a desire for fun? Do you want to spend some time just having crazy amounts of fun and enjoyment with a terrific woman that knows what she wants?

Email me back with a piture and details about what you like and activities you enjoy. Tell me what you want and desire from a partner. Emails without pics won't be answered. Show me yours and I'll show you mine! I want to take a second to let readers know, please spare me the acrimony and self righteousness. There is a reason you read my post MIKE FLEGEL of Blue Chip Realty... did calling me a whore make your day? I hope so. What are you doing trolling the CL ads?

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PostingID: 498738763

Seeking stable female companion that has some manners - 28 (millbrae)

2007-12-06T10:15:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 4:42PM PST

Im looking for someone (age does not matter) to enjoy life with over the holidays and eventually something longterm. No players please- you ladies know who you are. I would like someone would has the common courtesy to reply to you via email or telephone etc...I would do the same.

A little about me. I am college educated and am pacific islander. I am 5'11 ft tall, 200lbs, brown eyes and black hair. I love movies and going out, but also welcome staying home during those chilly nights (which happen to be common lately) and just cuddle with someone. Must be fun and outgoing and maintain a positive outlook on life. Dont be negative and just talk about others that walk about- cause I dont really care if that girl bought her chest or not. Get my drift? We all have baggage and drama.....just gotta find the one that is least messed up from it. All emails will be replied to as a courtesy. Thank you. If you send a pic I will send in return.

BL

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PostingID: 500035582

LTRchallenge -- -- -- A Romance Hot & True, with one exception... - m4w - 40

2007-12-05T18:13:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 5:45PM PST

Sweetie, you gotta be married already, like me.

You're out there thinking, "Is this as good as it's gonna get?" But at our age we don't see ourselve leaving the comfort of an otherwise decent marriage. Just need a little something to get us of the hump every now and then. Yours truly: a good listener, non-judgmental, highly educated, and highly paid. Looking to spend just a little time and attention with a woman of class and talent, someone with an espresso heart leading a cream and sugar life.

My dimensions and looks are worth the wait, sugah. But there's no need turning this into a meat market, at least not until I've heard what ideas lurk inside that suburban mom mind of yours. Impress me with your oh-so-unrestrained commentary.

Your confidence matters more to me than your age, weight, height, ethnicity, etc. At least for now, snowflake. Please be a woman who likes to write and has a heart of gold (OK, a cheating heart of gold, an alloy of gold if you will). Your reward: a man of talent, caring, friendly respect, and tempestuous imagination.

You're busy. I'm busy. We need to be on the same Needs/Availability graph. But if we are, I assure you attention, open ears, and other amenities (please send inquiries).

If you're interested, here's the first small hurdle: Answer either or both.

1. tell me your thoughts of loving more than one man in your life. Possible? Headed for destruction? Kissing OK, but not love?

2. explain to me why Dear Abby seems to be such a beacon of Blind Opposition to biological imperatives?

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PostingID: 500094493

white married male looking female for friendship and coffee - 45

2007-12-05T11:44:00.000-08:00

Reply to: pers-493120463@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-29, 9:12AM CST

Hello, I am a white male, relatively new to the murfreesboro area.. less than a year, and yes i am technically married, although seperated. being upfront about this.
i miss companionship and conversation of an intelligent female. I enjoy good coffee, and conversation, and would really like to meet a white female who would like to meet a few times a week for this, and become freinds.. since i am (seperated) i wont do a pic here, but hey you can see me in person. if you would like to talk, please write...however, please please know this.......i really do not repeat..Do Not want a penpal to write back and forth. i wnat to be able to talk on the telephone,and meet in person. Being upfront again...so if you are not willing to do these things, then dont reply. However if you are ..then by all means write!!
Im healthy and in good condition and i prefer a lady who takes care of herself...so please be fairly proportioned... mayeb you also enjoy walking ..we can do that

Location: murfreesboro
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PostingID: 493120463

Handsome Haole Man Won Lottery & Now Wants LTR - 40

2007-12-04T23:08:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 7:51PM HST

Aloha-
To all of you single,divorced, widowed (I hope not but..), ladies (23-42) in poor or dead relationships, I recently became single & then my unbelievable luck & good fortunes changed in Las Vegas. On a recent trip to the mainland, I stoped in Las Vegas for a few days & went from high roller want-a-be to a MEGA BUCK Winner. I won several million dollars in a Las Vegas Casino & my upper middle class lifestyles is elevating to you know....upper,upper...

With that said, I have tried the best singles bars & best night clubs around Oahu & realize some of the best ladies are not there & are hiding in there favorite Karoke Bar waiting for MR.RIGHT to drop out of the sky. Well, besides, two careers, business ownership on Oahu & my new found increased 7 digit wealth-I am an attractive, healthy, fit & stable haole male. No vices,low to no drama, lots of quality hobbies, a nice East Oahu home but... no, the right lady has not been found for love,romance,travel,etc...

If you are Asian, haole(brunnettes only), & or hapa-Asian mix, please shot me an E-mail with your bio & interests. If you have passion in life to find a successful attractive MR.RIGHT,& are 23-42, that comes with little to no baggage or drama please do apply back. Kids are fine as long as you don't have a starting basketball teams worth.

I am particular fond of Asian ladies or Hapa ladies that have a Hawaii Career or steady job or hobby. I am no charity but know I am a TOP 5 QUALITY CATCH ON OAHU!
Non Smokers & Light Drining Social Butterfiles preferred! Debutants, intellectuals, female iron jocks, athletes with looks & brains do apply. Of course ex models, beauty queens, nurses, flight attendants, are a must!

Please apply with your pic & a lttile bit about yourself. You will get my current pics & a list of 10 question that may in title you to your LOTTERY prize. Hawaii is a common law state-right?

Don't we all want a great partner in life to travel,romance, all the other things that go with?

Do you Snow Ski-the Winter is here?

MR.RIGHT in East Oahu

P.S.-I am in several other top DATING SERICES but figure to give CL a try!

Transended Meditator seeking Open Hearted Woman - 26

2007-12-03T10:07:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-23, 6:27PM EST

Greetings Ladies tonight might be the night you find that special someone you been looking for.

I am not the average guy at all as far as capacity for senstitivity and sweetheartedness goes. Most men just want to shag and will fake love just for that. I am not like that. In fact I am celebate and and waiting only for mariage.

I am a fringe when it comes to societys close minded narrow views of how things work. I freqently ask questions out of the box when it comes to life.

For example: Working for money to pay bills and advance a carier that takes you into further disconnection to your ideals and desires ( like a loving family ) basically means your waisting your life to keep up with the social norm of what measures sucsess. ( Mabey this isnt the deepest introspection here ) but I am not about to spend my life endevoring to go to school to get the best college degree so I can work at the best job so I can afford the nicests family on the block of my middle american home. Gold Diggers need not apply this man carrys no cash!

Now I am not broke either I just prefer to use money for what its ment for enhancing the quality of my life not endevoring my life for a status symbol.

So you wont see me drive a farrarri or a mitsubishi eclipse but I do have a warm heart and apair of loving lips.

I like Video Games, Role Playing Games, Art, Drawing, Painting, Sketching, Writing, Poetry, Listening to music and seeing movies.

I am vegetarian but that dosent mean you have to be just respect my diet taste when you invite me to eat somewhere.

I am very religious but I keep my views to myself unless somone honestly inquires.

I like to hang out by the park and play volleyball or go swimming the most!

Location: Gainesville,FL
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Woman from holding cell (Sat. night) - m4w

2007-12-02T17:45:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 1:45PM EST

You were in the holding tank...you called your cousin. Said you didn't want your parents to find out about the arrest. You were wearing gloves with the fingers cut off. I was eating a chicken sandwich from Wendy's. You - blonde hair. Me - long hair. Our eyes met. Then you made bail.
Love to hear from you.

Location: central booking
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If you're lonely as I am, maybe you should read - 25 (concord / pleasant hill / martinez)

2007-12-01T19:19:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 2:37PM PST

My name is Paolo, I'm 25 years old, I'm average height, average build, (weight appropriate for height) Adonis looking....I'm an art model. I'm a wishful thinker and a hopeless romantic. I think with my heart and I'm really bad at pretending to be something I'm not. I believe that nothing else matters, especially money, as long as you are with the one you love. I'm defiantly am not a sports person, never really saw much sense in it, it just takes too much time and energy and I want to use it in more productive things.

Now...not to sound conceited or anything, but as from what I'm told by many, is that I look like the type of guy that all those popular girls in high school would be all over (which of course is a good thing), but for some anonymous reason, the attention I'm getting from the opposite gender, is short, shallow, vague, not enthusiastic, and generally not worth my time.

I need someone who'd be interested in being in the bed, holding hands and kissing. to end up playing with each other's tongues, to be with, say like on those really hot days when we're sweating so much that our clothes are literally sticking to our skin, go to one of each other's places, strip down and take a shower together and passionately kiss each other under the running water. Or...during this time of season, it starts raining, and then end up passionately kissing each other in the middle of the raging hard rain and feel the warmth and wetness of her mouth and then awhile later go to one of each other's places and our clothes are all soaking wet, that they are literally sticking to our skin, so we strip down and into the shower and start kissing some more under the running warm water. I want to lay on the grass side by side holding hands under a partly cloudy evening sky, at midnight, and cuddle while gazing at the full moon, and then ending up coming over to one of our places, and put her arms on the back of my neck and take her by the back of her knees and carry her to the bedroom, and sit on the bed with her legs wrapped around my waist, and start to passionately kiss each other, by starting with my fingertips on her face, and then my palms on her cheeks and then gradually working through her hair, as I feel the wetness and the warmth of her mouth as we passionately rub each other's tongues together while we kiss.

I want to move the hair away from your eyes and then kiss you, I want to hold your hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. I will get pissed off at someone if they called you ugly or was mean to you. I want to call you 3 times a day if I went away. I'll let you gossip to me and would just smile and agree with everything you said, I want to throw stuffed animals at you when you acted ridiculous and then kiss you a million times! I want to take you to the park and put my hands around your waist and give you bear hugs and kisses all the frigging time! I want to tell all my friends about you and smile when I did it! I want to make out with you in the pouring rain. I'll be never afraid to say, "I love you", in front of my friends or ANYBODY. If we ended up arguing about ridiculous things we'd then make up. I want to kiss you at midnight on New Year's Eve and count stars with you, I want to stay home with you on Friday evenings, help out with dinner and watch foreign moves together under the same blanket.

Bottom line is, I need a woman who's interested in a long term relationship. Someone who's looking to have a one-on-one relationship, who's sincere, romantic, affectionate and who's open to the possibility of a "real" relationship. A woman that knows how to pick up the phone and call just to say "Hi". A woman who doesn't hide or turn off her cell phone when she's with me. A woman who doesn't have a problem introducing me to her friends and family. Bottom line....A woman who's sincere, honest and faithful. A woman I can love and one who will love in return. and no mystery, no "play-hard-to-get" PLEASE!! I don't mean to sound so needy, pushy or inquisitive or anything, but girls who play hard to get, is a MAJOR turn off for me, playing mind games on guessing whether or not she's interested, is very annoying, and the moment I sense a girl who's doing that, I automatically presume it's a rejection, and withdraw my interest, and look for someone else. You don't show interest, I loose interest, even though you're just "PLAYING". That's why, I truly believe that communication is VERY important!

I'm a little leather welcomed together with a small waist and a baby face. As gold is tried by the fire for its purity so is love Try it and you will no longer be cold or lonely. Seek comfort, warmth, and shelter In my arms Don't be afraid I promise not to bite... smile! Everyone deserves a chance at happiness and love So give me one because that's all I need... I'm in search of a love that would be strong and long lasting as life itself, burning in us like an eternal flame discovering passionate hidden corners in our hearts and minds, waiting to be unlocked and explored. To find a place where there is only one, because I am you and you are me, together as a whole soul, entwined together in total bliss, as I dream upon a night that you will finally belong to me... A night for us to discover each other's fantasies and desires. I want you to look in me and see a constellation of bright beautiful stars. I want to be that place that you could come to and lose yourself in forever. That special place; exciting, captivating, and mystifying. Touching you from the inside out. And with this love we will evolve into something far beyond this world.

Come into my world, allow me to teach your inner soul, quenching all your fascinations. Enter my garden... Let me fulfill your deepest dreams, leaving the mark of a voyage you never dreamed to embark.

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Navy SEALs only- w4m - 32

2007-12-01T16:55:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-19, 1:37PM HST

I have assessed and recognized other branches of the military and not one has elicited my interest. It is well known the attitude and commitment that one has attained from training, it would be most pleasurable to be face to face with such devoted and destructive intent. Is there any out there? I would love to meet you. Please, if you are not a Navy SEAL do not reply.

I am a woman on a mission with high demands and the intent to accomplish, please email photo with uniform on.

Location: Honolulu
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lonely with a bare social life and need new friends - m4mw - 29

2007-11-30T19:33:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 4:22PM PST

DISCLAIMER:
I want to preface this post by stating categories of people I wish to NOT become friends with: (1) those who like to get drunk; (2) those who like to go to bars or dance clubs just to get wasted; (3) Christian fundamentalists; and (4) those with depression or other mental illnesses.

I'm a young, college-educated professional who works full time and lives in Marin. I'm single and the friends I used to have in college have decided to move on and not stay close. To be honest, I eat meals alone every single night and have come to hate being alone. People around my age who I work with are in relationships and always ask me what I'm doing, especially on the weekends. Acting (and feeling) embarrassed, I shrug my shoulders and say that I have no plans which is the honest truth. I hate being alone. I'm a classical musician and rehearse chamber music weekly but with no one remotely around my age; and I just don't know how to make new friends. It's especially harder as I get older and find that everyone around my age (except me) is married or in a relationship --or-- the friends I had in college no longer want me in their life. If you're a girl, I would prefer that you are single so that there is a chance we could become more than friends.

If you're interested, I hope to hear back from you.

Location: marin
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I'm lonely and want something A LOT tonight - m4w - 29

2007-11-29T16:14:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-26, 6:01PM PST

I'm really feeling both alone and lonely and have felt this actually for quite awhile. I'm overweight yet cute, and my lack of luck, both in finding relationships and sex, have led me to actually have low self esteem. I wish I could find another girl who is really lonely with low self esteem who would be interested in finding a nice guy to grab onto tonight and have some fun. It's no fun being single, alone, and sexually empty. I don't want a serious commitment--just someone who feels the way I do to have sex with. I'm 5'7", 230 lbs., have a shaved head, hazel eyes, a nicely-trimmed goatee, am moderately hairy, and possess excellent personal hygiene. Hopefully you're in Marin.

Location: marin
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mainland guy looking to catch a break... - 29

2007-11-29T10:34:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-19, 7:03AM HST

Aloha! Yes, I currently live in Michigan - but I visited the islands in February, and let me tell you - I fell in LOVE with Hawaii - the lifestyle, the weather, the laid-back atmosphere...
But anyway - like I said, I work and live here in Michigan. Have been here all of my life. I don't know what it's been lately, but I have just felt burnt out on how things are over here. I am a hard-worker, and I expect success and happiness to come with that. I have the drive to really make something of myself, and I want to see that I reach my goals while I'm still somewhat young. I have experienced everything that I think I can in Michigan, and now I'm finally at that point in my life where I feel comfortable with looking to better myself and to see what else is out there in the world.
Let me tell you a little more about myself. Like I said, I'm 29, and I'm somewhat of a work-aholic. Not because I want to over-do things, but just because I want to push myself. I think that comes from my mom's side of the family - she's the same way, but I don't see it as a bad thing. I work currently at a local utility company. I also bartend at a golf course as a part-time job a few nights a week. I graduated from the University of Michigan, with a Bachelor's degree in 2005. Why I don't use it, I'm not sure. I guess I just got comfortable at my job and of course, when you start getting those paychecks, it makes it hard to leave. I'm also on our local fire department - so like I said, I stay busy.
I've also had my fair share of relationships (the wrong ones, anyway). I guess I just haven't found the right person yet. I really think that having someone to compliment you, and someone who you really click with is another part of completing yourself and part of that overall puzzle in life.
So of course I'm trying to find that one person who just knocks me off my feet and to where I have no doubt that she's the one. I'm tired of making the wrong choices, or for settling.
So I guess what I'm saying is that I'm trying to finally take those steps to see myself meeting those goals in my life. I'm not looking for sympathy - maybe just looking to catch a break or a bit of luck. I've been searching for jobs, and housing and what-not out there, but it's not the easiest thing to do from way over here in Michigan. I have my friends out in Makakilo which are trying to help me to an extent, but I guess I'm looking for something sooner and more helpful than what they can provide. I'm ready to see what life has to offer me - and I hope to find that true happiness in a career, and a woman that will make me live my life to the fullest and help me meet those goals that I have set, and who is hopefully looking for the same thing - to expect the most that life has to offer. Hope you have a good day, and mahalo!

Location: michigan
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Is My King Out There?? - 44 (hercules, pinole, san pablo, el sob)

2007-11-28T17:09:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-26, 1:05PM PST

I'm a God Fearing Queen in search of her King! I'm caring, compassionate, honest, sincere, trustworthy, spontaneous, open-minded, non-judgemental and outgoing. My King must be God Fearing and knows how to treat a True Queen. Must have a good head on his shoulders, plans & goals for the future. I'm not into game playing and have no time for DRAMA in my life... My King must have no problem spoiling his Queen whatsoever... I'm not going to drag this on if there is any " True Kings" out there and feel we have something in common please contact me friendship is where it all begins... Don't judge me before you get to know me... Until then all be safe and blessed...

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Jewish gals are sexy... - 25

2007-11-28T11:50:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 1:11PM EST

This is me. I am not shown actual size. I spend a lot of time on this . I am seeking a long term relationship with a nice, down-to-earth . I would like a date with a sweet , preferably one who's nurturing, caring and will tuck me in and kiss me goodnight, every night . I would prefer if she were not as tuff as a bull and had never been here . If she lets me take her out, she can wear something pretty like this or this . If she does not think of me as the man of her dreams, I will cry and need this . If she falls in love with me, I'll will for joy.

Location: Cambridge

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silly. loving. lady - 20

2007-11-27T12:56:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-26, 3:23PM PST

I want a man
I want a man who walks with peace in his steps
And confidence in his eyes, his heart.
I want a man with passion
A conviction to better the world
Not a desire to change or conquer it.
I want a man who selflessly creates beauty in all forms.
He lives knowing today may not be tomorrows yesterday.
He knows how to simply be in the presence of where he is.
Music sooths his heart but does not control his mind.
I want a man who speaks his true intentions
Through his hands and through his mouth.
I want a man who has nothing to prove
And everything to give.
Not only to those he holds dear to his heart,
But to strangers passing by.
A man who respects life in all forms.
His mind and soul are strong, and his presence is peaceful.

I prefer someone between the ages of 21-30, has ambition (education/job). I’m a loving, pretty, silly, strong hearted, lady of 20 years. Though the above lines might be a bit serious, I am also a person who wants to enjoy my time with someone who doesn’t mind being a goof. I love to laugh…and dance. If friendship is where this post takes me, then that is wonderful. I’m not looking to hook up physically, everything else is up for question. There is always more…

Location: bay area
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Boys, Just wanna have fun - 28

2007-11-27T09:54:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 12:32AM CST

My name is Eddie and I am here to say, I like having fun in a major way. Red, White, Yellow, Orange, Purple, Lime and Blue. To get you on a date, I gotta trick you. I have to take pictures in a certain way, to make it look like I am not ugly in a major way. I even say an income I could never achieve, because I always know, at least one will believe.

Wait a second, Wait a second. I am not like that at all. I am honest Eddie. 'Coz I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero that you're dreaming of
Gonna live forever knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love.

Anyways I have posted on here before, met a few nice people, and a few weirdos as well. But I guess you can meet weirdos just about anywhere so I am not afraid. I'm just not gonna life my life being afraid. I decided long ago, never to walk in anyones shadow. If I fail, if I succeed, at least I lived and I believed.

I would like to meet more cool, fun, interesting people, I think meeting people is fun. I am also pretty good at sorting out the crazy ladies, so crazy ladies beware, I will sort you out.

One of my main gripes is when someone wants to know my entire life story before they will even want to talk on the phone or meet for coffee. I am sorry, I have just never fallen in Love over email, and I don't plan on it. I also haven't heard of anybody getting killed by their phone or at a restaurant. Maybe I am just a "Doubting Thomas", but my name isn't Thomas, it's Eddie. I am young, I'm
pretty, I hit hard, I am in the best shape of my life. You don't want to get in the ring with me. Or maybe you do. I do have dimples.

20 questions
Married-no
Kids-good movie~none yet
Smoker-yes
Drinker-no
Dancing-no
Pool-yes
Swimming-yes
Gay-no
Bi-Bicycle
Workout-elliptical winter, run summer
Doritos-Nacho Cheese
Dairy Queen-M&M Blizzard
Liquid-Coffee~Black
Solid-My biceps
Gas-The diluted smell of a skunk, I kind of like it
Plasma-whats that
Music-Chieftains to Outkast to Conway Twitty
TV-History Channel, 60 minutes
Radio-Am 1130, Am 1500, KQRS morning show
Movies-Rounders, Blow, High Fidelity
Guilty Pleasure-Better Cheddars
Dogs or Cats-My dog

Anyways, thats a little about me, if you like it let me know. Send a picture or
your myspace, facebook address. Once we are reasonably comfortable that we are both not psycho. Maybe we can chat on the phone, or meet for coffee. Here are some pictures I took of myself tonight out in my garage(5 points if you dig suspenders) I think they are dang comfortable.

Sincerely, Eddie

Location: twin cities
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PostingID: 484312488

serogate father - 33

2007-11-26T19:21:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-22, 9:02PM EST

its so nice to read something sweet there are some ucky people on here i actualy need some good advice.i have been dating a leagaly sepparated man. yes i know that was/is my first mistake.he lied in the beginning.i was drinking and pill popping at the time so my judgment was poor. anyway he is other than the double life the sweetest man ive ever loved besides my own father.my parents are real religios not of this day and age people.they have been together fof 35+ years. my parents never went to bars.they dont drink or do drugs.my mom has olways known were my father is. no cheating as far as i know.imalmost positive.my mom is veary oppinionated and mean most of the time so while she has a good man my parents have spent most of their lives miserable.they are veary financualy stable and my father would never leave my mom beleive me she pushes people to their limits.i think its important to know a little about how i was raised to understand me.im a single mother of a 12 yr old .i dont have much but we have what we need and i have a good relationship with my girl.my mom and i dont get along .we dont argue.we just deal with eachother i guess.i actualy think alot of my short cummings in life is because of my...with my mom.i would go to a therapist but i really dont have the funds for that as i know i could go for years and years literaly.i am nice to a falt.i make excuses and understand so much that its killing me i think.i married at 19 years old to a man who lied cheeted alot did drugs and still has not changed.he had been to rehab by the age 17.and did not finish high school for it.needless to say that was 6 yrs of alot of sadness.then i fell for another drug addict.he ended up being ua from the military and i did not even know it this is when i started learning about drugs.he had so many personalities.you name it i went thru it with him.that was a1 yr relationship.hes been in and out of jail since then and i actualy moved to afar off part of tidewater to get away from him.oh!by the way they both dumped me.then i lost my mind.my car was breaking down-transmission propblems and i decided to work at a local strip bar.i wanted to know why my x wanted to be there instead of with me.i am a pretty girl. im nice.im giving.i take care of my buisness.i am faithful and want my mam to know that when i have one.my daughter is sweet as she can be .so its not like i have alot of baggage or creat drama.so then i dated a man from that bar.the bartender said he would never cheat.that was a turn on for me as i can deal with alot but i cant seem to deal with cheating. well he ended up being a drug addict too.im like wow i have a real problem .why have i now been with 3 drug addicts?this one was mean half the time too.he messed with everything but crack and needles are the scarry part.he got violent and we parted ways.now for the one im dealing with now he said he was sepparated from his wife.freinds backed his story up men and wemem.apparently she left to go to tx and left her 2 young boys behind.he was left to take care of them alone and with long work hrs and little money.im thinking shes the nut case he said she was because no woman leaves their kids.then 4 and 5.he did not have much help so i watched them and thats how we got started.he has lived with me for 1 and a half years and we got along pretty well except he did some double life stuff for awhile. thier leagal sepparation has been over one year and 3 weeks ago i blew up and kicked him out when i could not get him to want a divorce.hes been with me 5-7 days aweek for as long as weve known eachother.im done with the bar scene ive learned or figured out what i needed.anyways its thanx giving and i spent last night with him.i probobly should not have.i thoght giving him time to think about loosing me would get him to realize some things.hes admitted to having some sort of mental breakdown but my question is this I DROPPED HIM OFF AT A FREINDS HOUSE .THATS WERE HES BEEN STAYING SINCE OUR LITTLE TISS.9AM HIS CAR IS BROKE DOWN BUT HE HAS A PHONE BUT HAS NOT CALLED ME ALL DAY .I REALIZE HES SEEING FAMILY THAT HE DOES NOT SEE TOO MUCH BUT I FEEL IM JUST REPEATING HURT AFTER HURT WITH THIS GUY SHOULDNT HE HAVE CALLED ME BY NOW IF HE SO CALLED LOVED ME?hes so confusingi love the time i spend with him but im seriosly about at the end of my rope with him.i told him we would never live together again unless he filed thse divorce papers.im like how much time does a man need?im not calling him because ive given the whole relationship and ive made my case .im not pushing for marriage just for him to close one chapter .i need to know im not investing in a man who cant move on.im thinking today is loud and clear hu no call since 9am im so disapointed whats new.that alot.

Location: tidewater
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Would you like to experience a sexual Enema? (Ladies Please) - m4w

2007-11-26T13:13:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-09, 11:34PM EST

Have you ever been curious about the red bag? Would you like to learn more about the sexual pleasure you can get from an enema? I am quite serious in writing this. I am an experienced, tall, attractive and educated enema fan? I am white, late 30s, professional and mannered as well as quite naughty. Safe and sane only. Please tell me about yourself as well. Thanks for looking at my ad.

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When I lived alone, is there a ghost in my house. - 21 (berkeley)

2007-11-25T16:14:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-11, 4:32PM PST

I'm looking for many things. I'm 21 and completely alone. Sad song. I think ideally I'd be looking for a hook up. I know this is ridiculous behavior but I'm not sure I can hold out while I find the love of my life, especially since I just got out of a relationship. I'm open to other things though and we'll always ride it out and see where something goes.. I'm 6'0" and 150lbs. Lets talk.

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PostingID: 475927762

nice guy Looking for a perfect match with a TG/TS - m4t

2007-11-24T11:03:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-11, 2:03AM EST

Yes I'd love to meet a sexy, stable ,loving TG/TS for a meaningful relatioship. A girl NOT IN SEX INDUSTRY who wants a man to treat her right, who is looking for a perfect match , someone to have fun with and share part of her life

I am in my 30', 6' 200lb, fit and live a healthy live style.

I am a profesional , hard working guy, that enjoy life in a sane way .

I don't smoke -- and I am drug free.

If this sounds like you please tell me something about you, please not one line or asking to send a face pic , i think we are smart enough to appreciate the soul and a human being from a meaninful conversation and not from a face pic that can easily be faked .

I would appreciate every response

thank you

Location: NY
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Businessman new in town seeks sweet lovers - m4ww - 48 (East Village)

2007-11-21T23:19:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-09, 8:11AM EST

Nice gentleman 5"10' #192 good looking, romantic, passionate, warm and loving, strong, hard and large, generous, humorous, bright and playful, straight and clean, new in NYC seeking great ladies for sweet and lovely fun together, race, religion and age open...long or short term...

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PostingID: 473516822

Yoga,NLP,Sound Harmonics,Einstein on the Beach,Orgone,TomWaits,Mensa

2007-11-19T15:33:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-10, 11:05AM HST

It can be rather difficult to describe any person in a paragraph, or 100's of paragraph's....but basically I....live in the moment...live for the moment. I don't care much about the past, and I don't worry much about the future. I just do....DO IT...DO IT..DO IT...
In addition I enjoy helping people... being kind to people...as well as giving to people..
And in the end, the end resultant will establish and allow one to freely accomplish (whatever, and wherever, for that matter),a person's activities, in the near upcoming future..

That's all well and good but about bloody self preservation? Is there any allowance for a degree or measure of self preservation???

But let's switch gear's into philosophy land...
I have been lately toying with alternative worldview paradigms to explain "reality" or existence. For example one theory argues that our "existence" is like a thought within a thought within a thought... one of the many thoughts of god (however you define god)...On a semi related note...
I have been recently cogitating on the implications of "natural selection" evolution...a major one being that we are basically tools for the purposes of procreation.... which is a major force of evolution...Like you virtually have NO control over the path your life will take...because its already decided or dictated by evolution...more specifically the path of least resistance to procreation is the direction your life will take....this path of least resistant procreation defines society and culture in a sense, but I assumed this has evolved in a non simple way with many capricious twists and turns...

now to finish this theory...all this procreating creates an existential vacuum, and this can be alleviated by love, in particular unconditional love, regardless of whether you believe that love is metaphysical ...but even so I still have a profound feeling that everything (and i mean everything) is actually meaningless, nothing really matters...and in my opinion this is what it means to reach "enlightenment."
I know I know...You don't want to schmooze about this here shpiel of what is the purpose of our existence???...
You've done it a thousand times before...
You begin to jokingly utter:"DO I smell sulphur???"

Moving right along....Seek..seeking...sought..soughteth....

I am seeking a partner..a business partner..a soulmate..Someone who is dedicated to exercise and healthy living. I want to discover eden, the time portals, and the higher realms of conciousness, here on earth.. I want to contribute to society and stop being simply a human consumer, acquiring items for my existence. Yes I do think outside the box, but can relate to people who can't, as well..I mean really...I have owned Land Rover 109", BMW 740iL, and Porsche 911.
(Hey, in case you're wondering this here isn't any form of mental masturbation or a script idea..,Though I must admit I am working on a film script...)

That's all well and good, and no I'm not some new age hippie with lofty ideas or visions, and I realize all of this has already been stated in this matrix by people or persons of class and sophistication...However, I am adding an additional element(s) of holistic health, wiccan (the power is within us), shamanism, subconcious, EST, TA, TM, Pyramid Power, ECK, Bhuddism, Tantra, Taoism, Tantric Yoga, Mantra, Chanting, Sound Harmonics, Auric Power, Yoga, Meditation, Primal Scream, Existential Reality, and of course the Female Principle.

What did Warhol really accomplish, besides The Factory? His art elevated the physical (Ruchniess) into the spiritual (gashmius) which is one of the goals in life of attaining...

Designing Sustainable Communities...Now of course investors and architects cannot grasp the idea that designing small scale projects is more efficient, with every aspect of the structure, while their large bloated structures on steriods are the antithesis of that, not to mention that no one can ever enjoy the completed project due to upkeep and maintenance..That's agreed upon..And I will go even further that green design still lacks aesthetics, and proportion, and is having a difficult time of making an impact on the minds of masses. But why, you might wonder, is this all of this so? The simple explanation is that the peasant's have been conditioned to think in such terms, and nothing else...even the architect's and investor's...However had they really understood the issue at hand, there is tremendous profits in small level design...I would go so far as to say that there is even more profits and rewards with such an outlook..

Discovering time portals for the Mayan Calender's prediction of the Polar Shift...

Delivering efficient means of Cold Fusion as a means of delivering energy to communities. Admittedly too far advanced for this society...Let's settle with nuclear enegery...Hey comeon..if French are using it, it's assuredly ok for everyone else in the world...Sheesh!

Discovering the social experiment's, past, present, and future; agent provocateur's; subliminal messages; the continual bombardment of issuance's to continue the human struggle and suffering provided for by this here matrix; establishing the source and more importantly destroying man and religiously created illusions; carbon religions; and finally all that encompasses disinformation.

That's all well and good but now what???...

Nothing, Nothing, Nothing, (it's a Beckett Play)...as the Chemical Brothers put it..It Doesn't Matter!!!It Doesn't really matter!

And so what am I advocating? (Blimey, I feel as though I am having a conversation with myself.)..

What ever you do, always maintain a level of class and complete self preservation...

Wow, you may utter and bellow!!! Such selfishness and quite demanding requirements and expectations...

No, on contrar...I will have to beg on differing with thee, completely...these are just some things I observed at West Point, working for the government, and existing in this here matrix...

Amidst all my accomplishments, it is but a mere tad of what I truly want to accomplish and discover...(including really seeing with my own thine eyes who built the Egyptian pyramids)..

It took me a quarter of a century to get this far, alone, I might add; now I am seeking to complete the remainder portion of my entity, with my other half, (oh horrid and cliche sounding, I must admit)..

"The earth is a conductor of acoustical resonance"...What a beautiful concept. But then again if one realizes how propthetic those words really are, your jaw would drop..quite similiar to viewing Godfrey's Koyaanisqatsi, for example..Now I can't educate you on the meaning and sheer depths of that statement, because I would have to recruit the likes of let's say Columbo, to do so, and that is something I simply cannot do at this current segment of my existence...and nor am I really interested in doing so, for that would require an entire education, starting with Adam....(which is exactly one of my bloody points, initial points that is, of seeking someone intelligent & spiritual...excluding of course those which many American men seem so fascinated by, with respect to curvy built, BBW and large buxom's, which I still have failed to discover the root of...take for instance me, and my tall slim swimmer's athletic build...now I ask thee, how can a 6'2" model type (without the superficiality of course), be with an obese woman captured and catapulted from the film "Female Trouble"? So what if I have Jarmusch's height, Robert Mitchum's build, and Woody Allen's wit? What does that make me, Sfin-Golly (apologize for my spelling)? No, I must admit it may appear quite pretentious of me to sound off in such a manner, and if you knew the root of it (which in this case isn't a psychological disorder or inadequacy of some kind), you wouldn't make such an assumption...
Moving right along...No, all I believe is that due to my active background in sports, it would be nice to find someone of similiar and comparitive disposition..And with respect to the intelligence aspect...well a progressive compability is vital and critical..wouldn't you agree? Kind of like the thought of having children...now me, I don't want children, and the reasons don't matter at this point, but the idea of progressive reality as opposed to regressing primitiveness, is something which I take seriously...
Yes I do realize Arthur Schopenhauer stresses the utter importance and imperativeness of procreation for relationship's to work, just on a simple level..However I beg to differ...

Aww, there's one more thing, as Columbo would put it!

This culture lies on the likes of kitsch..as well as Judeo Christian ideals...Take for instance the show "Six Feet Under" and it's incessant need of demonstrating the penalities of living outside a "holy" life...Yes we still are stuck in the Victorian era and it's taboo's...and trite from Emily Post Etiquette Lessons...You can keep them all... This die now, pay later idealogy, is quite awful and insulting to one's intelligence...

few interests of mine...
Arthur Janov:"Primal Scream", Joseph Murphy: "Power of the Subconcious", Philip Roth, Updike, Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Gilliam, "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Beckett, Kafka, Pinter, Woody Allen, "My Dinner with Andre", Camille Paglia, "Monty Python", Kubrick,Carol Reeds, Orsen Wells, "The Trial", Tati, "City of Lost Children", "The 400 Blows", "8 1/2", Philip Glass, "Koyaanisqatsi", Mensa, Kurt Cobain, Camus, Huxley, Frank Lloyd Wright, Columbo, Lennon, Existentialism, Imagining the Tenth Dimension, Sitchin, Nikola Tesla, nanotechnology, Schnabel,Otto Weininger, Jarmusch, Foucault, "The Technological Society", "Nexus" magazine, "BlackBook" magazine,"Dwell","Wallpaper","Case","Metropolis","Interview",Holistic Health, Auric Healing,yoga,TM, David Icke, Sound Harmonics, and Neo Rauch...

So in essence...nothing kookie or quackery...

Is there anybody out there!

Anyone who exudes a Breathe of the Freshest of Airs?

Old Souls?

Didi?

Gogo?

Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured "Someday soon"

or better yet...

Midnight, with the stars and you;
Midnight, and a rendezvous.
Your eyes held a message tender,
Saying, "I surrender all my love to you."

Midnight brought us sweet romance,
I know all my whole life through
I'll be remembering you,
Whatever else I do,
Midnight with the stars and you.

And so it goes, as Vonnegut would so eloquently put it....

p.s.s. If you find yourself wondering why this ad is in Craigslist of all bloody places, well, that would be the very sophisticated dartboard method to which I have resorted...still better than the horrid and ghastly pathetic bar scene...

Location: NY, USA
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PostingID: 474912548

ARE YOU A PRETTY MUSCLE GIRL? - m4t - 48

2007-11-18T13:45:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-10, 12:34PM EST

Sexy, handsome HUNG and dominant top enjoys the mixture of masculine and feminine. I am a twice-divorced guy now sure I prefer males, but I still like smooth curvy bods, sexy chests, big suckable nipples and a round curvaceous ass--I'm very into well-put together career girls who are sexually adventurous, and accomplished, but open to many types--ultra-gay boys who shave and wear make-up turn me on too. Big hunka Texan here, 6-4, 265, thick nine--nice guy, but yeah, a freak in bed--I'm way past the druggy, sleazy scene, but enjoy a muscled sexual man-woman who might like to get serious. Drug and disease-free, poppers ok...

Location: hells kitchen
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PostingID: 474707504

Political talk shows and Puerto Rican coffee - 29

2007-11-16T19:31:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-07, 8:22PM EST

...for the record this is not about corporate conglomerates, the price of coffee or the state of our democracy. They just happen to be two things I enjoy, and well having them together is pure unadultered joy.

My best quality is the ability to find humor in anything. Anything. My worst quality is being there too much for others. I confess easily, as you see and I'm full of pertinent (but colorful) opinions.

I always lose my car in a parking lot even though I remember the row. I wanted to be a writer once but figured it would be the perfect outlet for some cathartic experience. It isnt fair to your readers though, kind of like a comedian who laughs at their own jokes.

Location: Alexandria
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PostingID: 472177315

I'm 25 years and single construction worker looking for luv - m4w - 25 (san jose east)

2007-11-16T18:08:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-08, 6:36PM PST

Really I don’t know but I need some one to love me cause I'm so Longley that I go to work, and then go home and there is my live I have no one to visit or to go see cause I have no one to love me, and I'm getting old every day, I really need a friend first and then we would see were this would take us, I'm so sorry I have to do this but is my first time trying to get some one on the net I feel bad but is worst to feel Longley. I’m not the cutest guy more the smartest but I have a great heart and a job and I have good principals.

Me 25, 5’10, 180, Mexican and the most important part single with no baggage.

Gabriel. {phone number redacted}

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PostingID: 473248663

long term relationship wanted (lower nob hill)

2007-11-15T23:21:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-11, 7:09PM PST

I am a 44 S W M who is looking for the love of my life. I am tired of going places and doing things by my self. Things I enjoy doing are movies diner out walks on the beach or a good cup of coffee.I also enjoy motorcycle shows car shows I hope to find someone soon.

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PostingID: 476048233

Ladies: Want to lose weight, sleep better, have less anxiety? - m4w

2007-11-14T22:33:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-08, 9:25PM EST

Hi and thanks for taking the time to read my posting.

I was quite serious in that I can help you lose weight, sleep better at night, and even reduce some of your anxiety. Simply by offering to provide a good, over the knee spanking.

It may sound a bit unrealistic, but I promise you that it has been known to help regarding all three of the things I mentioned. To be clear, this is not about sex, although clearly there is an erotic side to a spanking. I seek to meet a nice, fun and a bit adventurous women in need of help, but also one with a fun and naughty side. You may be single, married or otherwise attached. You could be a working professional, a mom, a student........thats ok. This an even be your secret if you wish. Handsome, tall, fit, normal, white, smart, nice gentleman looking to give a few firm swats. Please be white or asian, serious, and please describe yourself to me when you write (and a photo would be appreciated).

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PostingID: 473234338

summer english, fall encounters? - w4m - 21 (castro / upper market)

2007-11-14T13:03:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-04, 1:18PM PST

a-
you wrote a really cute poem in english this summer. i ran into you on church and market. you had to go to get your back fixed. i went to the bank and ballet, bummed that i might never see you again.
-e

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PostingID: 468844416

Ode to the "cute guy with bike" on Bart tonight ... 10 pm - w4m - 32 (mission district)

2007-11-13T11:56:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-07, 10:29PM PST

I can't even say exactly what you looked like, since I was trying hard not to look, but then you were so cute. Our eyes met twice, and you smiled... you have a kind smile. When you got up to prepare to get off at 24th street in the Mission I stood besides you for a few seconds, but when you smiled again I was too shy to say hello. Maybe you thought I seemed sad? My dad died a few months ago and my heart is broken. Or more likely you were thinking about getting home. But thank you for your smiles all the same, they made my evening.

(Just in case karma is on my side, I was the woman with headphones on, in a black jacket with silly feathers on the hood.)

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PostingID: 472393304

Loooking for a cute, honest girl to share life with :-) (san jose east)

2007-11-12T23:12:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-05, 8:26AM PST

Good morning :-)

So here I am, sitting at the office thinking of you. No, I don’t know you yet but I will soon. I just have this feeling you are right around the corner. Tell me, if you found this guy that would never lie to you, never cheat on you and reminded you everyday why you chose him, would that be enough ? No, probably not right. Well that’s ok, because I would want to give more than that. I love making someone happy and doing all the little things. I love to cook and always have my home clean (I’m not your typical bachelor lol). Little loves notes in your shoe or purse to find later in the day. Always that long awaited kiss when you walk thru the door, sitting by my fireplace snuggling close and watching something on tv. Inviting friends and family over for BBQ’s and birthdays. Suprising you with a plane ticket to somewhere fun for the weekend. Sleeping in on Sunday mornings after holding each other thru the night. Maybe that would be enough ? Heck no, there is no end when you find the right person,,,,,

Maybe right now you’re wondering what would make me happy ??? Just you loving what I do, be honest always and always faithful….I like a girl that loves to laugh, that is cute, not book smart but intelligent. I’m not a big guy so being with a big girl probably isn’t gonna work. I’m a whopping 5’8” and a huge 170 lbs lol. I have really blonde hair and an athletic build. I’m not ugly and I’m not a model and even me saying that doesn’t really mater, we all have our own likes. I am a very passionate, sensual, sexual, caring and honest and spontaneous person. I like a girl that cares about others first and then themselves. Selfish doesn’t work for me. A must is me being around someone that loves children. I have two young children and for sure I’m not looking for a mother for them, they already have a good one,,,But someone that is gonna be around me as to have a special place in their heart for little ones. They are my best friends and we get in all kinds of trouble together, with respect to others of course. If you have children that is awesome. I always have wanting a big family. When I was like 10 years old I told my mom I wanted to marry a big Italian woman that could cook and I would have 12 children LOL. Well I didn’t exactly follow that path, but you get what I’m saying hehe. If you don’t have children that is very ok also. I usually find myself attracted to girls in their late 20’s to mid 30’s for some reason. I guess I just prefer to date someone a few years younger than me, but hey, if you’re over or under that age range I am still open minded. Never say never, right!!! I’m not looking for some perfect skinny model, I am totally happy with someone cute in her own way that is adoring to me. Everything Ive mentioned here, well these aren’t just words. I am not looking to date 12 girls a week, just one special girl. I have pictures and I’m sure you do too, but lets trade a couple emails first. I don’t wanna find some hecka cute girl that makes me melt and then find out she has no personality lol. Oh, and please don’t be shy about picking up the phone or meeting up for some ice cream. Cant really get to know someone with writing only letters,,,,,,Oh and one more thing, (sorry but it happens) If you’re still interested in your ex, than it’d be better if you finished that first. I have no drama at all in my life,,,none and it would be nice to keep things like that.

Maybe I should stop writing now so you can write me back. I hope you are having a great Friday so far and maybe we can see each other this weekend

Take care,,,,,,

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PostingID: 469508590

Relationship with a twist - 45

2007-11-12T10:13:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-07, 9:05AM EST

Hi guys! Let's just put the cards on the table...

I'm 45 (honest age, I don't lie but I honestly think I look much younger and I centaintly act it), red hair, 5"2", athletic, attractive, petite (size 4), small breasts, SWPF. I'm smart, have my own home, good job...and the truth is...some drama but I know how to keep it in perspective and never ask anyone to take on my drama. I'm happy in life and I can find sex regularly...but I want more...I want to share stuff with a partner so I'm looking to date someone that is open to all possibilities...including a LTR if we click.

However, you must be warned...I'm kinky in bed and need a lot of attention (once a week sex isn't going to cut it). By kinky I mean almost anything (no animals, blood or kids...but I'd try almost anything else). I'm particulary into being sub but I also have been told on occasion I make a good dom.

So...to sum up...I want a kinky boyfriend that is SMART (if your not intellegent don't write me), takes care of his body, is disease free, and can be faithful....do you fit the bill?

Location: Maryland
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PostingID: 471501993

Wealthy SWM Sugar Daddy seeks LTR with sexy white or asian lady - 40 (pacific heights)

2007-11-11T12:58:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-07, 11:32AM PST

Hi, I'm a wealthy, SWM sugar daddy type who is seeking a long term relationship with a sexy, freaky white or Asian lady. If things work out between us, I would be very open to marriage and children.

I have thought long and hard about what I'm seeking. My last serious relationship was with a lady for 3 years that ended in June of 2005. She finished medical school and moved back to Boston. We were just about perfect for each other, except she wanted to live in Boston near her family and I wanted to stay here. It hurt to let her go but if I didnt, one of us would have been miserable if we had stayed together. I know what I like and if I have to wait quite some time for the right lady to cross my path, then so be it.

Please read my ad carefully and thoroughly. only reply if you have a genuine interest in what I'm proposing. I'm seeking something long term, and exciting.

I'm 40, single, no kids, I live in the Pacific Heights part of San Francisco. 6'2" 215 athletic build, green eyes, shaved head, I'm white.

I enjoy sports(both watching and playing), keeping up with current events, movies, playing no-limit, high limit Texas hold'em poker, reading legal and techno thrillers, and listening to classic R&B, disco, 70's rock, 80's pop, and lite rock love songs.

I'm a very wealthy man. During the late 90's, a company I created from the ground up was sold to a huge corporation. Let's just say that I wont ever have to worry about money again. I own several companies that dont require my day-to-day involvement. I have money invested that makes me more money each year. However nowadays, I have 2 passions. Sports and poker. I attend sporting events regularly. And I'm a big time, no-limit high limit Texas hold'em poker player. I play both cash games and tournaments. Over the past 8 years I've become very successful. If I had to, I could live off my poker winnings. However I don't play poker for the money. I play because I enjoy it and I'm able to use my various talents in an arena that challenges me daily. I travel a few times a month to both Los Angeles and Vegas to play in big cash games.

The reason I brought up my financial status is to let you know that I have the means and the time to enjoy living a good life with the right lady. Let's face it, it is expensive to live in the Bay Area. Not only that, but if a relationship is going to work, a man has to be have time for his woman in his life. I'm in a situation where I'm not consumed with work.

The following is what I'm proposing to provide the right lady. I'm not trying to "buy" a relationship. However once you read the ad fully, then perhaps you will understand why I'm willing to be so generous.

1. At the beginning of each week, I will deposit $5,000 into your savings account. That is money that you can save and not have to spend. If you are with me a year, you will have saved $260,000. If you continue to stay with me, I'll pay the taxes on that money. Only you will have access to that money. Once I give it to you, it is yours.

2. I will pay for all your expenses. clothes, jewelry, trips, cell phone, going out, pampering yourself(hair, nails, gym memberships, massages, etc), all the stuff that goes into being a woman, I'll pay for.
I'm not trying to buy love. The reason I'm willing to be so generous is because I realize any woman who comes to be with me, will need to have assurances that she will be taken care of. I will do everything I can to make sure that things work out long term between us. However nothing in life is 100% guaranteed, except death, lol. The money will act like an insurance policy that you hopefully wont have to cash in, in case things dont work out between us. However, I'm at a point in my life where if I were to pick you, then I'm pretty sure it would work out long term.

3. You will live with me in my 2 story, 5 bedroom, 4 bath home with a secluded pool in the backyard. Now I'm not expecting you to move in right away, lol. We will need to meet a few times and see if we are compatible enough to make this work. However my desire is to have a lady live in with me long term. If we both are open and honest from the beginning, then it shouldn't take that long for us to determine if it can work.

4. If you want to volunteer or do some activity that would occupy your time during the day, i would totally support that. Also if you wish to attend school, I'll support that as well.

5. If you happen to have children, and I decide that you are the type of lady who will bring happiness to my life, then I will be generous to your children. Reason being, if your kids are happy, then you will be happy. and if you are happy because I'm providing a life that you can flourish in, then you will do what you can to make me happy.

6. Our arrangement will be discreet and between us. I will introduce you to my friends as my girlfriend. People will think that we will have a normal relationship. Which would would for all intent and purposes. Out of bed you would be my lady.

You may ask, why am I posting this ad? Well I'm looking for a particular type of lady. Out of bed I want a relationship with my lady, someone who will enjoy building a solid, enjoyable LTR with me. I'm seeking someone to build and share a life with. I'm ready to settle down and eventually have a family.

However in bed, it is essential that my lady enjoys being freaky and slutty sexually. Sure I can be tender and loving in bed, yet I do like to take control and be dominant and aggressive sexually. I'm very creative and imaginative sexually. I'm not looking to hurt or beat up a lady. I just like to be intense and physical sexually. I enjoy pulling hair, spanking the ass, pinching the nipples, squeezing the neck, talking nasty, etc during sex. However I wont be that way all the time. As I stated earlier, I can be tender and loving, depending on the mood. I just wanted to be honest about how intense I can be on occasions.

I have a strong sex drive. I love to fuck. and having a lady around who knows what I want and need is very appealing. I dont need variety. I only want one lady.

Also, on occasions, I will want to watch my lady enjoy submitting sexually to dominant, hung, aggressive black men. I'm very straight. However I find it erotic to watch a lady enjoy black men sexually. The color contrast, the cock sizes of some of these black men, and the pure physical animalistic aggression that some of them exhibit when fucking a sexy white or Asian lady is so erotic.

I will only share you with 2 black men. I have known both of these gentlemen for quite some time. Both are physical fitness trainers here in the city who are very fanatical about their bodies. They are very selective about who their sexual partners are. One is 41, 6'4" 235 solid muscle, over 10 inches. The other is 43, 6'5" 240 solid muscle, over 10 inches as well. And they love fucking sexy white or Asian women. They are very healthy, clean, and in shape.

I pay to have all concerned tested. I will not put myself, my woman, nor my 2 friends at risk. Sure we trust each other. Still, regular testing occurs. Paperwork don't lie. Condoms are very unromantic. I wish to be with my woman bareback, and I want to see her enjoy my 2 friends bareback as well.

Now I understand the need for you to be taken care of financially and to enjoy your life. Yet if you aren't really into what I'm proposing, then please don't reply. I want to have a lady be in my life who actually enjoys this. Sure you enjoy the money and lifestyle I can provide for you. Yet you love the type of sex im seeking as well.

If you are interested please do the following.

1. tell me about yourself.

2. tell me your interests.

3. tell me what you have going on in your life right now, and whether you could easily move-in with me(assuming that after we both meet and get to know each other, We both decide we want this. I'm not expecting you to move in today, lol). If you have a lease or an agreement with roommates, I would gladly pay that off and take care of it if we wanted to be together.

4. describe yourself. a few pics would be ideal.

5. tell me why you liked my ad.

6. tell me why you feel that you are able to give me what I'm seeking.

The lady I'm seeking should be between 18-34, white or Asian, sexy, in shape physically, and open minded sexually.

As you can tell, I put a lot of time and effort into posting this ad. If you are GENUINELY INTERESTED in my posting, then please put forth similar effort into your reply.

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PostingID: 471837887

Love me or leave me alone - 31

2007-11-10T15:30:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-08, 8:34AM EST

I love to go out and see movies, hang out with my friends, or just watch tv. I have a Degree in Elementary Education. Starting my life over again. I just moved here. I like to hang out at the house. I'm pretty easing going. I'm willing to try most things once as long as I don't get too hurt. I like to spend time with someone and go places or just chill out. I just miss having someone around. If you are interested let me know.

Location: D.C.
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PostingID: 472518732

Waking up alone - 46 (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)

2007-11-10T11:20:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-04, 7:36AM PST

Well here it its Sunday morning and I'm waking up alone, agian. I thought I had a girlfriend but I was alone last night aswell. I'm looking for someone to share my life with. I am a honest and hard working guy just tring to find the love of my life. When I find her she will be treaded the way a woman should be treated. If this sounds good to you I'm in Tracy and waiting to hear from you.

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PostingID: 468567623

Missed Connection: Your gear spokes with its bicycle chain

2007-11-09T19:41:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 2:30AM PDT

My friend and I were driving behind you for a while on Market. She tried to overtake you and got pretty close to you. I told her that bicycles have the full use of the lane. Sorry about the first attempt.

She said you had nice legs; I agreed but thought your ass was a better feature. She lamented that you were too tall for her. To that I responded, "No way! He's...what? Five-seven?" She had guessed 5'9". Of course you have to understand that she's on the shorter side (but with a big heart!).

I rolled down the window and yelled at you, "How tall are you?" There was a noticeable delay in your answer...6'2"! My friend apparently has much better spatial perception than I do.

And then you had a problem with your chain. Hope you got home alright.

Location: Market St.
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PostingID: 463786983

learn how to sail, and get pleasured - m4w

2007-11-09T12:25:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 1:50PM PDT

handsome sailing instructor will teach you how to sail, your boat, and please you in other ways..

have a fulfilling day

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PostingID: 464306879

Can you vote??? - 22

2007-11-08T14:07:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 2:10AM PDT

I am looking for something not sure yet. I want to meet a nice person. I am looking for a guy to get a background check and show me so I can trust him. You can go to the civic center to the sheriffs office and get a letter to show me your not a felon or have a any court dates and it only cost $2 are you interested??? If you don't get it I won't be interested in you because you must have something to hide. Oh yeah take a drug test too not sure how much that cost. You must not be a felon or be on drugs. I hope to meet someone nice so I will be waiting to here from you. I am only asking this because I have had a few bad experiences that could have been prevented if I had these things. What better way to start something than with some level of trust.

I understand if your saying no because your really broke and don't have $2 or your just hiding something otherwise what's the problem.

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PostingID: 463782396

Any separated woman seeking new companionship? - m4w - 43

2007-11-08T08:21:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 1:03AM PDT

I can’t help but wonder if my ideal counterpart is out there somewhere. There has got to be at least one separated but still officially married woman somewhere, who is free to seek new companionship and maybe is even living separately already. That’s right, my “perfect” partner would now be in life circumstances that are about as “imperfect” as my own.

So if you fit that profile, then it would be nice if we could talk about it some more. I’m someone who honestly will be entirely non-judgmental, as I completely understand that there are many different reasons why you might be separated but not divorced.

Maybe you and your husband have young kids that move back and forth between the two of you. Maybe you are still each other’s closest local family, best friends and confidants, just without the romance, attraction and heat you once felt for each other. Maybe one of you needs the other’s health insurance benefits or any other spousal sponsorship of some sort. Maybe you still depend on each other emotionally, intellectually, professionally or financially. Maybe you can’t get used to the thought of making your break official and legally binding from someone whom you feel loyal to and have gotten used to having in your life for so many years. Maybe you are just scared of being alone, single and irreversibly on your own again. Maybe you were raised in a culture with traditional values where divorce was not a morally acceptable option. Maybe a formalized divorce would hurt or shock one or more in your family so tremendously that you just can’t do it to them.

Whatever YOUR personal reasons for not divorcing are, trust me, I’m perfectly accepting of them and I won’t try to change your mind or heart about them in any way. I sincerely never want to come between you and your family matters. All I might want is to perhaps become your new companion, friend, lover, so we can add a new romance, love, partnership to both of our lives in ways they can independently co-exist with those other ties in our present lives. If you’re already living in your own separate residence despite those existing attachments, congratulations! Then you’ve already made the first step towards building a new separate life that’s independent from the existing one. If not, but wish you did and could, that’s alright too.

I imagine it is possible to be married to one person and love another. I think that one life with a spouse and another with a very special friend/romantic love interest can co-exist simultaneously without undermining each other in the least. There are so many valid rational and irrational reasons for staying married, but that doesn't mean we should deprive ourselves of new love and happiness for the rest of our lives!

Like you probably figured, I’m married too. My wife and I still get along but are now living more like friends or roommates, without any sex, intimacy or romantic feelings whatsoever. In that sense we are emotionally and sexually separated, you might say. If there weren’t compelling economical reasons for sharing a residence, we might have each gotten our own two separate places by now and be geographically separated as well. I do have a silent understanding with her that I can seek the romance and intimacy I’m missing elsewhere, as long as I don’t tell her about it or make it so obvious to her and to the world that she’ll be confronted with it in that way. However just casual short-term affairs are not at all what I am after, as I’m certain they would not satisfy me emotionally. I want a more consistent, multifaceted, holistically-nourishing relationship with one woman. That’s the reason I am posting here.

Anyhow, if you think you and I might be looking for similar solutions to our complicated circumstances, then you are most welcome to email me a couple of introductory sentences about yourself. Once we’ve learned a little bit about each other, I’ll show you my photos in exchange for yours. My looks are, as they say, very easy on the eyes.

Location: San-Francisco
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PostingID: 463764888

Anyone Else Board With Their Life? - 22 (sunset / parkside)

2007-11-07T12:51:00.000-08:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 11:06AM PDT

i'm 22 from san francisco. I work full time at a hospital, no im not a nurse but hopefully will be soon. A little about me, i'm very open, a great listener, i love my family and am very family orientated, i'm always down to have a good time as long as im in great company. :-) umm on my free time i enjoy singing dancing, drinking here n there (not as big of a drink as i used to be) reading, writing, walking on the beach, meeting new people and this list can go on and on. I belive i am a very out going person willing to try new things as long as im in good company and feel safe with whom ever i'm with.
So if you like what you've read and want to hear more, You know what too do!
Dont forget to send your pic.
Hopefully I'll hear from you soon

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PostingID: 464134539

A true romantic but sex anytime - m4m - 50 (oakland lake merritt / grand)

2007-11-07T10:08:00.000-08:00

Reply to: pers-464682576@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-30, 9:31PM PDT

I’m 5’6”, 135 lbs., looking for another relationship, possibly long term. Especially attracted to Asian, especially Indian males but am open to anyone, age wise or race wise..

My situation is this. I was in a relationship with a wonderful man for two years. However, he stated that he was not into a LTR and dumped me 2 years ago. Fine, I knew what I was getting into. We still see each about once a month, even travelled to Mallorca together last summer but the romance is gone. I very much miss the romance in my life and hope to rekindle the burning flame inside of me.

I’m a professional, with my own home, into tennis, art, bridge, traveling (been all around the world). I don’t take life too seriously but am serious about living.

You could be married, in a relationship with a man or woman. Maybe you only want a friend with benefits? Okay. Be funny or at least open to laughing a lot, HIV-, STD free (like me) and willing to give some time of yourself to restaurants, dinner at my house, sex in the morning, afternoon or at night, watching DVDs and cuddling together or that simple walk around Lake Merritt. This could be a one-night pleasure OR the possibility of a long-term relationship.

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PostingID: 464682576

Are you a successful man who'd like to marry a lesbian?

2007-11-06T14:10:00.000-08:00

Reply to: pers-464492571@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-30, 5:21PM PDT

Have a best friend, confidante that's worldly-experienced on your side! If that's something that sounds good to you, let me know.

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PostingID: 464492571

My luck has gotta change sometime... - 29 (fairfax)

2007-11-03T16:18:00.000-07:00

Reply to: pers-464637316@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-30, 8:20PM PDT

I am very honest and fun-loving, I love to swim, boating, walking. I like to cook and I do crafts. I guess I am hoping just like every girl to find Mr right someday. Someone who is caring and sensitive and has morals. I have a crazy boxer puppy so any one who loves animal would be greatly appreciated. I like to stay busy most of the time but I also enjoy hanging around the house. I am a cosmetologist so i guess that means i am a councilor,a sociologist, Friend, I love making people feel good about themselves your true beauty is with in but i think your appearance some what important.

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PostingID: 464637316

Friend Please - m4w

2007-11-02T22:47:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-29, 4:52PM PDT

Hi,

I am a 26 years working professional. I am new to this area and looking for some friends. I am not looking for any sexual desires. Just a friend who can hang out with me, may be nice dinners or lunches on weekend or may be go around the city. I love to play tennis, swim, movies, and learn new things. I m seeking a new friend who is a girl around my age.
About Me: I am 26/straight/Indian/5-10, average male living near SFSU.

I am also looking for some Halloween party Partner. If you have any ideas then I can join you.

Thanks for reading this

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PostingID: 463450075

arrogant yuppie... - 48

2007-11-02T10:18:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 10:00PM PDT

I want to go out with you and have you lick remorse off my fingers.

I am lovely and free spirited and stupid when it comes to life.

You think you are smart because you have money... yell at me.

Location: san francisco
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PostingID: 464686334

M2F Post Op is looking for friendship - 55

2007-11-01T11:46:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-29, 1:01AM PDT

M2F looking for friendship/possible relationship.
Middle aged, Bi, a bit heavy set and admittedly not too pretty.
Will consider male, F2M, female or M2F
Not into Porn or kinky things.

Drop me a e-mail with info about yourself.

Location: Southbay area
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PostingID: 462656604

I Miss My EX Everyday - w4m

2007-10-31T17:32:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-30, 10:25PM PDT

I miss my ex everyday. I won't call or go back because I want something better than, nice, then very nice, then MEAN! Tired of that rollercoaster. I don't want to spend my life in that emotional hell. I kept on thinking if I'm just nicer love would make him love himself and me. It didn't. He was very nice to me then all of a sudden out of the blue he would find a way to emotionally tear me up. His abuse would be in places like away for the weekend. When I couldn't go anywhere to get away from him. Or when I least expected it. We had just had a close wonderful time together, whamo, I'm going with another women. Always playing that game. Had everything with me, and would hurt me purposefully. It seemed so unreal, that a person would do those things. Just mind games.

Now that I'm alone, and do not jump in and out of relationships easily, I'm sure he is with someone, as if anyone would do? It sucks to be alone. But as I remember it, it really sucked when he was mean. It is hard to really understand how a person can be so mean and flip flop with their emotions and behavior so quickly unless you've been through it. The worse thing is the longer you stay in it the more accustomed you get to the abuse. Before you know it, you are taking it. Back and forth. My resilence wore down. Now it is harder to recover. Of course, I'm mostly recovered, but lonely and alone. He tries to get back with me, because my feelings and my life to him are just a game.

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PostingID: 464712247

be my lifes companion and you'll never grow old i'll love you........ - 65

2007-10-31T09:40:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-20, 6:01PM EDT

Widowed,retired and starting anew. I'm an artist who loves painting most subjects from landscapes to nudes. I'm a good cook ,carpenter, ex restaurant owner,contracter,commercial artist.I'm effectionate caring and romantic. I'm seeking the love of my life to spend the rest of my life as husband and wife.

Location: long island ny
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PostingID: 454838002

One Love Im Still Madly in Love with You! - m4w - 24 (san jose south)

2007-10-30T23:07:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-29, 9:54PM PDT

Since you broke My Heart back in Feb 12, 07. I never stopped thinking of you, My Heart was all yours, Still is yours. I wish we could get back into each others life's. When I took you up the Evergreen Hills and look over San Jose, I told you it took me 23 years to find My One Love, It was the truth I spoke, I wish you still think of me, All I want you to be is My Love. I Miss you with all My Heart Neet!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostingID: 463687637

Can I Make Love To Your Mind & Heart As A Starter?

2007-10-30T16:03:00.000-07:00

Reply to:{redacted}
Date: 2007-10-27, 11:46AM EDT

I am a man who believes that love begins deep in the soul through deep soulful communication, yes looks are important but I have dated attractive woman in the past but some of their personalities turned out to be shallow, You dont have to be the proverbial music video model to be with me. Who am I ? Good question, I am a progressive, romantic, small business owner of Latin descent, in my 30's, love traveling, fishing, exploring new and exciting things, enjoy and dance to many forms of music, intellectual and love to learn new things from people of all walks of life, If you desire a well grounded man that shoots for the stars and inspires true love and affection and can make love to your mind and heart before the physical I welcome your reply please send me a photo or just a detailed reply with description. Race does not matter, your quality does.

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PostingID: 460959067

YOU have an STD too????

2007-10-29T12:17:00.000-07:00

Reply to:{redacted}
Date: 2007-10-27, 12:16PM EDT

hello,

and thank you for reading my posting!!!

Yes, i have an STD, and it sucks , but i will not let it keep me down.

Why should it???

At least its not CANCER

But the best thing, i think, is rather than be afraid to ''give it'' to someone, I would just date a woman who ALREADY has an STD, that way, neither YOU nor I have to worry about giving it to the other....... ';o)

Its all about honesty, and dealing with the hand that was dealt to us.

The choice was simple: when i found out, i could have either gone home and blown my brains out, or continue to live and make the best of the situation.

I chose to make the best out of the situation......... ';o)

So, as i get off my soapbox, i hope that you liked my posting, and hope you write to me

PIC would be nice, but not necessary............

Location: Staten Island
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PostingID: 461241447

.................under 5'4? cute? more sweet than conventionally sexy?

2007-10-28T11:58:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-27, 12:28PM EDT

I am a handsome 30s, swm who is a business professional, art lover and a all around nice guy. I am waiting to find a cute, struggling girl who is intrigued by the idea of a secret sexual relationship with a handsome and generous older man. This is for the kind of girl that one would NEVER suspect of this kind of thing. Our little secret. What people call benefactor or mutually beneficial. Respond now with a pic and something about you.

Location: curious about sugar daddy posts?
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PostingID: 461252878

MISSING THE MAIN INGREDIENT - 48

2007-10-27T10:27:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-19, 10:52AM PDT

I HAVE PRETTY MUCH HAVE EVERYTHING THAT MONEY CAN BUY , HOME , VEHICLES , RIVERFRONT PROPERTY IN THE MOUNTAINS , ECT. , ECT. , BUT I AM MISSING THE MAIN INGREDIENT ................. "THE LOVE OF MY LIFE" , I HAVE GOOD JOB / CARREER , I'M AN OUTDOORS MAN (CAMP/HUNT/FISH) , HAVE A 16YR OLD SON THAT IS A GOOD KID , DONT DO DRUGS OR TABACO , HIT THE GYM TO KEEP IT SOLID , TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS / PAY THE BILLS , OPEN MINDED TO WHAT YOU KNOW OR INTERESTS YOU / LEARN NEW THINGS , DONT DO THE BAR SCENE / PICKUP THING , BUT MIGHT HAVE A BEER/DRINK WITH YA IF YOU WOULD LIKE , I WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN AVERAGE / NORMAL / NICE / MATURE GAL WITH A PRETTY SMILE THAT HAS A GOOD SET OF GOALS / STANDARDS TO SPEND TIME WITH AND WHO KNOWS , MAYBE A LTR IF IT WORKS OUT ................. I MIGHT BE ASKING ALOT , BUT WHAT THE HELL .................. I GUESS YOU CANT WIN IF YOU DONT ENTER , PIC FOR PIC

Location: MILWAUKIE
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PostingID: 453690627

Tired - 46

2007-10-26T21:56:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-22, 7:08PM PDT

The love of my life hates me so I am looking for someone to help me forget about her so I can move on with my life. I am so tired of sitting at home and dreaming of falling in love again. I really need to find a special woman who will grow to love me and want to be with me and grow into something wonderful. I miss the excitment of being in love and so much want that feeling again. So if your not into playing mind games and are educated, employed, single and happy please contact me. Please be between 40 and 48 within 20 of your weight. If you want a picture please send a picture and tell me about yourself. No one liners please I need to know something hell anything about you. Tell me of you wants, desires and dreams. Thanks

Location: hillsboro
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PostingID: 456842758

Looking to adopt or inpregnant you. - 39

2007-10-25T12:19:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-23, 11:30AM EDT

No spam.. If you are pregnant or would like to be pregnant I will adopt your baby, or help you father one..(insemination or other scientific procedure)

I will assist you with expenses, but I am married and have adopted 1 boy already and would like to adopt a caucasian or light latin child. Everything will be done legally and correctly. More details on request..

No assholes need to reply..

Location: Phila
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PostingID: 457229040

Looking For True Love! - t4m - 19 (downtown / civic / van ness)

2007-10-25T10:51:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-22, 8:48PM PDT

Hi My name is Reyna and I'm kind, out going, sweet, and is a person who likes to go for the guy who will rock my world. Someone who is serious about being in one and is serious when it is love. Well I like to share a poem with you guys, its called:

Doors
Our love is like a valley,
ever extending,
ever strong.

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PostingID: 456919835

Looking for the BEST FATHER in the World!!!

2007-10-24T18:50:00.000-07:00

Reply to:{redacted}
Date: 2007-10-22, 9:27PM PDT

Are you going to be the best dad in whole world?
Are you looking forward to having kids and a stable, loving family life?

Are you a good communicator, love to share your passions and are looking for the woman of your dreams?

You may have found her...

Please be tall, solid, of strong character and have a career you love.
And please send your photo!!
(I won't reply to responses without a photo)

Location: Marin
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PostingID: 456937298

Longing for the Love of a Japanese Woman - 31 (oakland north / temescal)

2007-10-23T22:10:00.000-07:00

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-10-23, 12:48AM PDT

If you happen to be Japanese and skin color is unimportant to you,
then I would love to meet you.
I have my own place in the east bay and a well paying job in SF.
I'm looking to share my home and my life with someone special.

Please send me a message with a photo and I'll be sure to do the same.

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PostingID: 457028330