I want a chubby man that's a mess - 22

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 5:31PM PST


I’m not perfect so why lie and be fake I have some weight to lose and looking for someone to do it with. My ideal partner to lose weight with is tall, chubby, looking to get buff and toned. As for me I’m looking to become borderline anorexic. If we work out and get along and like each other maybe we could date or see where it goes. The main thing I’m looking for is a cool guy to a workout with that I can have fun with and do other things with. Remember I want to become borderline anorexic and I want you to become buff. I think it would be fun if you were just a complete mess and you would let me make you over into my perfect guy that would be great if we got along you could be like my doll. I’m not looking for someone to go to the gym with just to work out with at the park or the beach because the gym gets kind of boring. I like to workout doing crunches, walking, hiking, exploring, walking on the Bay Trail I like to do stuff not just repetitive motions.











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only two weeks til my intervention

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 12:59PM PST


yep, i'm going to destroy my life with alcohol, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun in the interim. waking halfway through the afternoon with a little bit of light coming in the windows making the time of day seem ambivalent, the rousing sound of a tall can being popped open to start the day, leisurely sex as i miss work for the 3rd day straight, peeling me off the floor of what used to be your favorite dive before i got us 86'd, explaining why all your shoes smell like vomit to your friends, my drunken proclamations of love, your declining self respect, the replacements singing "unsatisfied"

it'll be our song.



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It is normal to not want to buy a cow, but gentlemen, milk isn't free. - 30 (Upper West Side)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-04, 4:29PM EST


All my dating experience seems to have been a cocophony of, "we'll see, we can talk about it, oh next time," and many various others. I am done with that.

On the one hand, I absolutely want to know what a man expects out of the relationship. I want to know so I can make sure I provide what he wants. The man that provides everything I want, will get everything he wants. That is my fresh new approach toward men. If you have a problem with a lady who is direct and decisive, I suggest you stop reading.

I want a man that is wealthy. I said it. Sugar daddy? Call it as you like. I don't want strings. I don't want to spend every free moment together. I want to have the "Pretty Woman" experience. Take me shopping and spend obscene amounts of money, bordering on pornographic... Then have a night of pleasure you will never forget. Just as many men are aroused by porn or girl on girl, I am aroused by shopping.

I am intelligent, funny, educated, quick witted, sweet, and very friendly. I love light hearted fun and sophisticated entertainment. I am the date to the Christmas party that all your collegues will envy. I have that mysterious charm that men love but can't describe. Why can't I find the guy that will pacify my material requests? I love to dress classy and feminine chic with one sexy or suggestive piece. A perfect dress with sexy stockings and high heels, or knee high leather boots. Maybe a long skirt or trousers with a sexy top that shows just a glimpse of cleavage or shows my lovely collarbone. Maybe the neck is high and modest but when I turn around the back plunges near my bum. here is a time and place for everything. Everything, however, needs a high end couture handbag and shoes to complete it.

SO, email me if you are interested in a 10 day city vacation with me. After you leave work you will be transported to a world with me that you won't want to leave. How about it? Are you a mature and sophisticated gentleman with great wealth and a desire for fun? Do you want to spend some time just having crazy amounts of fun and enjoyment with a terrific woman that knows what she wants?

Email me back with a piture and details about what you like and activities you enjoy. Tell me what you want and desire from a partner. Emails without pics won't be answered. Show me yours and I'll show you mine! I want to take a second to let readers know, please spare me the acrimony and self righteousness. There is a reason you read my post MIKE FLEGEL of Blue Chip Realty... did calling me a whore make your day? I hope so. What are you doing trolling the CL ads?



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Seeking stable female companion that has some manners - 28 (millbrae)

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 4:42PM PST


Im looking for someone (age does not matter) to enjoy life with over the holidays and eventually something longterm. No players please- you ladies know who you are. I would like someone would has the common courtesy to reply to you via email or telephone etc...I would do the same.

A little about me. I am college educated and am pacific islander. I am 5'11 ft tall, 200lbs, brown eyes and black hair. I love movies and going out, but also welcome staying home during those chilly nights (which happen to be common lately) and just cuddle with someone. Must be fun and outgoing and maintain a positive outlook on life. Dont be negative and just talk about others that walk about- cause I dont really care if that girl bought her chest or not. Get my drift? We all have baggage and drama.....just gotta find the one that is least messed up from it. All emails will be replied to as a courtesy. Thank you. If you send a pic I will send in return.

BL



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LTRchallenge -- -- -- A Romance Hot & True, with one exception... - m4w - 40

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-12-05, 5:45PM PST


Sweetie, you gotta be married already, like me.



You're out there thinking, "Is this as good as it's gonna get?" But at our age we don't see ourselve leaving the comfort of an otherwise decent marriage. Just need a little something to get us of the hump every now and then. Yours truly: a good listener, non-judgmental, highly educated, and highly paid. Looking to spend just a little time and attention with a woman of class and talent, someone with an espresso heart leading a cream and sugar life.



My dimensions and looks are worth the wait, sugah. But there's no need turning this into a meat market, at least not until I've heard what ideas lurk inside that suburban mom mind of yours. Impress me with your oh-so-unrestrained commentary.



Your confidence matters more to me than your age, weight, height, ethnicity, etc. At least for now, snowflake. Please be a woman who likes to write and has a heart of gold (OK, a cheating heart of gold, an alloy of gold if you will). Your reward: a man of talent, caring, friendly respect, and tempestuous imagination.



You're busy. I'm busy. We need to be on the same Needs/Availability graph. But if we are, I assure you attention, open ears, and other amenities (please send inquiries).

If you're interested, here's the first small hurdle: Answer either or both.

1. tell me your thoughts of loving more than one man in your life. Possible? Headed for destruction? Kissing OK, but not love?

2. explain to me why Dear Abby seems to be such a beacon of Blind Opposition to biological imperatives?




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white married male looking female for friendship and coffee - 45

Reply to: pers-493120463@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-29, 9:12AM CST


Hello, I am a white male, relatively new to the murfreesboro area.. less than a year, and yes i am technically married, although seperated. being upfront about this.
i miss companionship and conversation of an intelligent female. I enjoy good coffee, and conversation, and would really like to meet a white female who would like to meet a few times a week for this, and become freinds.. since i am (seperated) i wont do a pic here, but hey you can see me in person. if you would like to talk, please write...however, please please know this.......i really do not repeat..Do Not want a penpal to write back and forth. i wnat to be able to talk on the telephone,and meet in person. Being upfront again...so if you are not willing to do these things, then dont reply. However if you are ..then by all means write!!
Im healthy and in good condition and i prefer a lady who takes care of herself...so please be fairly proportioned... mayeb you also enjoy walking ..we can do that




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Handsome Haole Man Won Lottery & Now Wants LTR - 40

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-25, 7:51PM HST


Aloha-
To all of you single,divorced, widowed (I hope not but..), ladies (23-42) in poor or dead relationships, I recently became single & then my unbelievable luck & good fortunes changed in Las Vegas. On a recent trip to the mainland, I stoped in Las Vegas for a few days & went from high roller want-a-be to a MEGA BUCK Winner. I won several million dollars in a Las Vegas Casino & my upper middle class lifestyles is elevating to you know....upper,upper...

With that said, I have tried the best singles bars & best night clubs around Oahu & realize some of the best ladies are not there & are hiding in there favorite Karoke Bar waiting for MR.RIGHT to drop out of the sky. Well, besides, two careers, business ownership on Oahu & my new found increased 7 digit wealth-I am an attractive, healthy, fit & stable haole male. No vices,low to no drama, lots of quality hobbies, a nice East Oahu home but... no, the right lady has not been found for love,romance,travel,etc...

If you are Asian, haole(brunnettes only), & or hapa-Asian mix, please shot me an E-mail with your bio & interests. If you have passion in life to find a successful attractive MR.RIGHT,& are 23-42, that comes with little to no baggage or drama please do apply back. Kids are fine as long as you don't have a starting basketball teams worth.

I am particular fond of Asian ladies or Hapa ladies that have a Hawaii Career or steady job or hobby. I am no charity but know I am a TOP 5 QUALITY CATCH ON OAHU!
Non Smokers & Light Drining Social Butterfiles preferred! Debutants, intellectuals, female iron jocks, athletes with looks & brains do apply. Of course ex models, beauty queens, nurses, flight attendants, are a must!

Please apply with your pic & a lttile bit about yourself. You will get my current pics & a list of 10 question that may in title you to your LOTTERY prize. Hawaii is a common law state-right?

Don't we all want a great partner in life to travel,romance, all the other things that go with?

Do you Snow Ski-the Winter is here?

MR.RIGHT in East Oahu

P.S.-I am in several other top DATING SERICES but figure to give CL a try!

Transended Meditator seeking Open Hearted Woman - 26

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-23, 6:27PM EST


Greetings Ladies tonight might be the night you find that special someone you been looking for.

I am not the average guy at all as far as capacity for senstitivity and sweetheartedness goes. Most men just want to shag and will fake love just for that. I am not like that. In fact I am celebate and and waiting only for mariage.

I am a fringe when it comes to societys close minded narrow views of how things work. I freqently ask questions out of the box when it comes to life.

For example: Working for money to pay bills and advance a carier that takes you into further disconnection to your ideals and desires ( like a loving family ) basically means your waisting your life to keep up with the social norm of what measures sucsess. ( Mabey this isnt the deepest introspection here ) but I am not about to spend my life endevoring to go to school to get the best college degree so I can work at the best job so I can afford the nicests family on the block of my middle american home. Gold Diggers need not apply this man carrys no cash!

Now I am not broke either I just prefer to use money for what its ment for enhancing the quality of my life not endevoring my life for a status symbol.

So you wont see me drive a farrarri or a mitsubishi eclipse but I do have a warm heart and apair of loving lips.

I like Video Games, Role Playing Games, Art, Drawing, Painting, Sketching, Writing, Poetry, Listening to music and seeing movies.

I am vegetarian but that dosent mean you have to be just respect my diet taste when you invite me to eat somewhere.

I am very religious but I keep my views to myself unless somone honestly inquires.

I like to hang out by the park and play volleyball or go swimming the most!



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Woman from holding cell (Sat. night) - m4w

Reply to: {redacted}
Date: 2007-11-20, 1:45PM EST


You were in the holding tank...you called your cousin. Said you didn't want your parents to find out about the arrest. You were wearing gloves with the fingers cut off. I was eating a chicken sandwich from Wendy's. You - blonde hair. Me - long hair. Our eyes met. Then you made bail.
Love to hear from you.



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